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[unseelie_horse]

So the murderer was caught? Can I eat him? Can I? Can I? Please!

Comments

[superior_rose]

You should leave it up to the court to determine this man's punishment. Likely they will have something else in mind than turning him into fodder for you.

[unseelie_horse]

Or they could decide I get to eat him!

[superior_rose]

You are, of course, assuming he is guilty. There must be a trial first. You are... putting the cart before the horse.

[unseelie_horse]

Gee, I've never heard that one before.

[belovedoujo]

Eat?

You... do mean that metaphorically speaking?

[unseelie_horse]

No, I mean to bite, chew, and swallow until there's nothing left of the guy.

[belovedoujo]

What?!

That's barbaric!

[unseelie_horse]

Really? Well, what other way is there to eat something?

[dynast_seraph]

Even if you can eat him - which I'm still not about to concede - you certainly can't do it until after the trial.

It's very hard to try someone when they've been consumed.

[unseelie_horse]

How long is this going to take?

[dynast_seraph]

It can take a very long time. I'm sure you can survive a little longer.

[unseelie_horse]

This is a lot of trouble to go through just to eat someone. Maybe I should go back to doing it the old-fashioned way - wait for them to climb on my back and then drown them.