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[unsecretive]

Heavens! Last night was the most fun I've had in ages. I was one of the few who kept my shirt on, though, as I had to leave the party before engaging in any activities that would require me to take it off. There were a lot of fit specimens walking around shirtless, though. That was more than worth it

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[shapely_millie]

Ugh. What a disgusting image.

[unsecretive]

I heard you hexed them, Millie? Is it true?

[shapely_millie]

Depends. Was he badly hurt?

[unsecretive]

I don't know. I haven't seen him this morning. He seems fine, though.

[potteritis]

Two pigs in heat? There was nothing sexual about that fight at all! Though I think it proved I am definitely still attracted to girls...

[unsecretive]

Oh, come now, Harry. You were shirtless. She was shirtless. You were on top of her. She was on top of you. I've heard the stories, you know.

[potteritis]

I don't know what happened to her shirt, but the whole point was to get mine back.

[unsecretive]

Of course it was, Harry. Because if somebody took my shirt, my very first instinct would be to grab them and straddle them in special-order mud.

[pretty_vati]

It was quite a small to-do, wasn't it, Lav?

[unsecretive]

Vati, there you are. Justin and Neville became an official couple this morning.

[pretty_vati]

They did, did they?

Right. Time for Plan B. I don't have a Plan B but I'm sure I can think of one.

That... that... two toed kneazle!

[unsecretive]

I warned him that you and I would need to Talk to him, but he just brushed me off to go see Neville. We most certainly need a Plan B.