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[unsecretive]

Heavens! Last night was the most fun I've had in ages. I was one of the few who kept my shirt on, though, as I had to leave the party before engaging in any activities that would require me to take it off. There were a lot of fit specimens walking around shirtless, though. That was more than worth it

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[potteritis]

Two pigs in heat? There was nothing sexual about that fight at all! Though I think it proved I am definitely still attracted to girls...

[unsecretive]

Oh, come now, Harry. You were shirtless. She was shirtless. You were on top of her. She was on top of you. I've heard the stories, you know.

[potteritis]

I don't know what happened to her shirt, but the whole point was to get mine back.

[unsecretive]

Of course it was, Harry. Because if somebody took my shirt, my very first instinct would be to grab them and straddle them in special-order mud.

[potteritis]

Was that sarcasm? Because that was not my first instinct.

[unsecretive]

You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to, Harry. I hope I got that expression Professor Pawson taught correctly.

[potteritis]