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[unpaidpiper]

I got a journal partly because everyone else seems to have a journal, but mostly because I'm so goddamn original and creative

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[theboiwonder]

Hello, Mr. Piper. :) What are you up to these days?

[unpaidpiper]

Trying to stay alive. Same old same old. How about you, kid? The last time I saw the Titans actually let's not talk about that right now

Is your dad still scary?

[theboiwonder]

Scary as ever.

[unpaidpiper]

Did Big Bird come out of the closet yet? I have no idea how you little cadets can stand to be near him.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Who the hell are you?

[unpaidpiper]

We've met. I used to beat up the Flash.

...I'm the flute guy...

[ace_0f_knaves]

Have we? I think I'd remember meeting the elf from Gauntlet in real life. Don't remember the flute, though.

Tragic, the way Valkyrie died. Did Warrior ever find that food? And I heard Wizard was singing in a hair metal band. Something lame like The Mages of Mystery Mountain or whatever.

[unpaidpiper]

I really don't think a guy who matches green with purple should be making fashion jests. Have you ever seen a color wheel before?

[mr_nygma]

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[unpaidpiper]

Which part?

[mr_nygma]

ALL OF IT

[unpaidpiper]

[but_fearitself]

GGGGGGGAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I mean howdy.

[unpaidpiper]

FUCK. YOU.

Hi.

[but_fearitself]

just putting it out there

so how's the, uh.... clarinet?

[unpaidpiper]

Still musical. How's the potato sack with eyeholes?

[creepymcgee]

HEY SUP RATMAN
How's it hangin?

[unpaidpiper]

Swingingly. You?

[creepymcgee]

Bit itchy atm

[unpaidpiper]

You have the means to fix that.