i don't ever end up having loads of stuff that i want everyone to know
and this is boring so i might have to retire again.

nancy grace is always happy

a big portion of my life is undocumented! oh well

i always thought the plural of fish was fish
AM I CRAZY?

dear A.S.S.,

you are so weird for being 18. happy birthdayz.

pencils are good!

the lady in front of me at cvs today was pretty strange ( Read more... )

itching boobs is annoying, even if you're by yourself so you can be as weird as you want about it

ideaAAARR

it is really beneficial for people to realize their own faults and even better when they admit them
because that's how i like my people to taste