Weel hellooo therre my leetle readers

Mai goodness but Ai'm facing a positive avalanche of letterrs of distrress from all you out there in sufferingland! However, this letter from a young man frae my own wee land was extrrremely distrrressing and needs my urgent attention!

DEar Aunty Joan

HOOTS my name is McTarrrdington"! I am a MANLY MAN and I have ( Read more... )

 Well it's been a busy weekend with me! How about that! Just for example I got a letter from an old old friend of mine, who's a having a bit of a problem in the old ove-lay ife-lay. Not like that, cheeky! But with her man! And her spelling.

OMG HAI!

My name is Hellison (some peopel mite noe my LJ - hellison-1!!)!!!
I haev a relly bige prolbem and ( Read more... )

Hi there! I'm your internet friendly advice lady! I will answer your queries, of course I will!

First up, a nice girl called Unhurt (a strange name I know! Dear, a word, men like names like Raquel you know) has emailed me. I have lots of emails! I will work through them one at a time, eh?

So, dear Unhurt, what's the problem?
Hi Joan, this is Unhurt - ( Read more... )