You're a cynic. You have a witty, advanced, and sometimes dry sense of humor. You can be very moody and self-focused, but at your best you're the life of the party and bring smiles to loved ones through rough times.
Coke for dinner, coke for lunch. Both times I thought long and hard whether I really wanted it and both times I decided that coke goes well with spicy food. Beer is supposed to go well with spicy food. Is coke my beer?