Ho, check me out.

Title: Second Chance: Chapter 6
Characters/Pairings: Prussia, Sealand, France and England. Pairing-free.
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Stealing and other bad things. Don't do this at home.
Notes: elwon beats me for these chapters. I hope you're all happy.
Summary: After a memorable and yet largely forgotten night Prussia and England wake up ( Read more... )

I have been unneccessarily dithering over this.

Title: Second Chance: Chapter 5
Characters: Prussia, Sealand, France, Germany and England.
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Some language. By which I mean swearing and also bad English posing as bad German.
Notes: elwon is some kind of soundingboard-beta-motivator. It's a strange mix, but it works!
Summary: After a ( Read more... )

I am so very tired right now.

Title: Second Chance: Chapter 4
Characters: Prussia, Sealand, Germany and England.
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Really silly premise.
Notes: elwon still cheers.
Summary: After a memorable and yet largely forgotten night Prussia and England wake up to find they've mysteriously swapped bodies. England's horrified, Prussia is less ( Read more... )

Gosh, I wish I'd thought of a better title when I first posted this.

Title: Second Chance: Chapter 3
Characters: Prussia, Finland, France and traces of other Europeans.
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Colossal failure that may make you cringe to see.
Notes: elwon is still going stong on the cheering front.
Summary: After a memorable and yet largely forgotten ( Read more... )

It hasn't got any less silly.

Title: Second Chance: Chapter 2
Characters: Mainly England, Germany, Prussia, Sealand. More later.
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Idiocy of the highest order. And language.
Notes: elwon is still cheering me on. And slapping me about and basically doing WHATEVER IT TAKES someone save me.
Summary: After a memorable and yet largely ( Read more... )

You know how I said the next thing I wrote wouldn't be about England, Prussia or alcohol? Yeeaaaahhh...

Title: Second Chance: Chapter 1
Character(s) or Pairing(s): England, Germany, Prussia, Sealand. More later.
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Idiocy of the highest order.
Notes: elwon is like some kind of cheerleading goddess, this is practically her entire ( Read more... )

An awesome Hetalia valentines one celebrating the love and joy that can form between two people!

Or not, as the case may be.

Title: From Prussia, With Love
Characters: England/Prussia
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language, both English and German. (Go go GCSE German)
Summary: For the drunkendisorder anti-Valentines challenge. The best way to fend off loneliness is to ( Read more... )

Happy birthday elwon! You only asked for this about four months ago, SEE HOW PROMPT I AM?

Title: For the Love of Beer
Rating: 18? Yeah, let's go with that.
Pairing/Characters: England/Prussia
Warning: Words, words and more words.
Summary: In the desert in a vaguely WWII setting there is a severe lack of beer. This makes everyone grumpy. And then sex.

( Deserts are hot and other scintillating topics discussed herein. )

Thought process behind this tale: "Oooh, that's an interesting battle, I wonder if I can make porn of it."

Title: The Battle of Minden
Rating: R, or maybe that one that's worse than R
Pairing/Characters: England/Prussia
Warning: May read like a porny wikipedia article.
Summary: It's the Seven Years' War and it's England's turn to do insane things ( Read more... )

In this post is evidence that elwon is capable of out-enabling both teithiwr and girlfan1979 combined. You two are going to have to buck up a bit, you know.

Herein lies Hetalia fic that is Anglo-Saxonoriffic and so silly that I'm not even going to bother with a header.

( Cut for your safety. )