Because Theberrifairy didn't think I'd do it.

[unequivocally]

theberrifairy: i want her to get all creepy possessive
theberrifairy: like, she finds a list of all his pool-cleaning clients and she leaves threatening messages in their mailboxes
theberrifairy: that's love
soliloquyrain: I find what you're doing to be deplorable and if you do not cease and desist immediately, I will be sure to tell your husband!
theberrifairy: I have gathered a list of alternative pool-

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OMG I AM LOLING SO HARD IT'S KIND OF SCARY

[une_fille]

We should totally fic this, I've decided.

Add it to the list of 10 BILLION things we've promised each other to do.