Because Theberrifairy didn't think I'd do it.

[unequivocally]

theberrifairy: i want her to get all creepy possessive
theberrifairy: like, she finds a list of all his pool-cleaning clients and she leaves threatening messages in their mailboxes
theberrifairy: that's love
soliloquyrain: I find what you're doing to be deplorable and if you do not cease and desist immediately, I will be sure to tell your husband!
theberrifairy: I have gathered a list of alternative pool-

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[une_fille]

If someone would manip this I would love them forever.

Seriously.

[unequivocally]

Lolol.

We probably scared them off.

[une_fille]

People? Have we scared you off?

*tumbleweed rolls by*

People?

[unequivocally]

Sadly, this is the type of stuff born when we are left to our own devices.

The lonelier we are, the weirder shit gets.

[sticks_for_legs]

yeah, read this laughed and snorted. True story!

I think it was the cookies that did it.

[becca_radcgg]

you're having another msn party aren't you? AREN't YOU?

[snoozin81]

I implore one of you to write this because jealous, demanding Rachel would be kind of sexy and her trying Cougar moves would freak Puck the fuck out. Can you imagine:

Wow this seems familiar. Oh Shit I did that with so and so's mom.

[burntotears]

Also, if you could leave a note as to what you've found his particular preferences to be (vis-a-vis your completely innappropraite relations) it would be much appreciated.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA. /rolls around on the floor

Perfect. Totally perfect.