✪ First Star ✈

[undying_heroism]

[Action -- 848 Goldberg Street]

[Oh, joy, waking up in a strange bed. Nothing suspicious about that, no. Well, being who he was, Alfred had meetings around the world so such a thing shouldn't be too out of the ordinary.

But that was waking up to a different place.

A different time was another story

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[phone]

[vitalizes]

Whoa.

Looks like someone came from da loony bin.

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

Huh?

Hello? Hello? Is this New York?

[Phone]

[vitalizes]

No, this is not a freakin' part'a the United St --

[Wait. This guy's so crazy that it might be fun if Scout plays along for a bit.]

Nah, this is Massachusetts. Boston.

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

Oh, good! You guys are alright.

Okay! Give me a status report! What's your sitch and are you in any dire need of immediate help?

Next door neighbor reporting for duty! (Phone)

[walking_nuke]

[And another Northeasterner is on the phone! This one has an obvious Philadelphian accent.]

What, Mayfield brought in some kinda superhero-wait.

[And there's a long pause.]

[Balin has heard this guy on the phone before. ... And didn't Arthur England say America's "human name" was Alfred F. Jones?]

... you're'at America guy!

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

Ready and reporting for duty as they say!

[a laugh]

How can I help you?

[Phone] *just finished updating his CR chart! Added you to it XD*

[walking_nuke]

[Sounding utterly confused.]

-okay, wait, wait, hold up. What's'a deal? I thought you'd been in'is town for a while?

I mean, I never talked to you before, but-

[Phone] ((Woot! <3 ))

[undying_heroism]

If you count the last half hour as awhile then yeah!

[battymadam]

Uh, um, well, I don't think -

[Foster is feeling a little overwhelmed by this. But he seems really eager to do a mission.]

Find me a pizza.

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

OH!

Is that pizza a vital component to righting the mess with the time-space-continuum and saving the world once and for all against the forces of evil?!

[battymadam]

Well, sorta! You can't do any of that on an empty stomach, can you? And delicious foods are good for morale.

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

I couldn't have said it better myself!

Okey! I'll find you a pizza! Extra cheese? Pepperoni? The whole sch-bam?

[Phone]

[has_no_plan]

You're on a mission?! Ohmygodthat'ssocoolcanIcometoo?!

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

OF COURSE.

You can be my back-up!

[Phone]

[has_no_plan]

Hey. Hey!

I'm no one's sidekick. I'm my own superhero!

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

Oh? What's your superpower?

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

[ It takes her several seconds to digest what you said.

And try to think of a response that was nice to say. Welp, she's got nothing. ]

I don't suppose you'd be willing to find the answers to the universe while you're here, if you really are a hero, hm?

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

No problem! A hero can do anything!

Just leave it to me, little lady!

[Phone]

[notalwystrthful]

--please don't say "little lady." Young adult would suffice greatly.

And, anything, you say? [ HMM, this can be a good thing. ]

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

"Young adult" sounds so boring though.

And, yeah! Anything! Our abilities are boundless!