✪ Second Star: It Came From the Dairy Aisle Halloween Event ✈ [Backdated]

[undying_heroism]

[Day 1]
[Given the fact everyone in his household were already drones, he didn't notice a shift in their behavior. Although the children's enthusiasm for his efforts to completely deck his house out in preparation for Halloween was nothing short of a disappointment. But when he went out today to buy some more fake cobwebs to decorate his yard

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[Day 2] (Hope you don't mind a backtag!)

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Oh, lookit that, there's someone else here in the blob. But he's apparently not given up on trying to escape it through punching and kicking.]

Curses! This clafoutis of catastrophe consistently confounds my courageous contention!

[He's shouting loud enough to be heard even through that thick mass of blobbage, and it sounds stereotypically heroic at that!]

Not at all!

[undying_heroism]

[omnomnonomnomnomnomno----

hmm?

Seeing the other person, Alfred chomp-swims over towards them, the shouts probably enough to make the ooze wriggle like jelly!

When he gets close enough, but not in talking distance, he tries to signal to him!]

:D!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu is attempting an uppercut in a gambit to break free to the surface of the blob, but instead he just winds up spinning end over end over end ...]

Gracious! I sense the fluctuation of a fine fellow flagging me down!

[Does that mean he saw Alfred waving at him?]

ohGod I love his dialogue XDD

[undying_heroism]

[tries getting closer!

doesn't take too long considering how much he can eat in a second

points at his mouth and chews blatantly! TAKE THE HINT!]

:'D

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu stares the entire time, that crosseyed grin never leaving his face.]

I applaud your personification of the goldfish!

[Key-Fu tries to applaud despite the thick blobby mass impeding his movements. It looks sort of like this.]

[undying_heroism]

[starts choke-laughing on a mouthful of the glop

then grips his throat as he's really choking!

BUT HE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING]

Sorry for the delay! Thanksgiving has been hectic.

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu stops clapping almost immediately.]

By the pages of Oxford! Your throat is throttled by the essence of Bill Cosby!

[Key-Fu is now trying to paddle his way through the goop to get to Alfred in hopes of performing a Heimlich maneuver on him. You don't want that, Al. You really don't.]

[undying_heroism]

[He manages to swallow part of it though and cough out the rest, thankfully. It wasn't exactly anything to brag about, but he was pretty good about getting through choking incidences!

Still, he shakes his head and tries to sign to Key-Fu that the easiest way to make a path was to eat his way through one and proceed forward!]

[monk_of_keyfu]

[And Key-Fu's all the way over here still trying to swim through the blobby mass.]

Fear not the floppy fist of flan! The Monk of Key-Fu shall fell this flaccid fiend!