Picspam: Lois and Clark scenes from 2009 - Part 2
9.05 Roulette
Lois: about time you got home. Shelby's great and all, but the conversation. A little one-sided
Clark: shouldn't you be riding a mechanical bill somewhere? It's friday night
Lois: correction. It's movie night. I hope you like sharks. We're gonna start with my favorite one.
Clark: you have your hands full with all your laundry. Maybe we should make movie night another weekend.
Lois: it's called "multitasking". You should try it sometime.
Clark: I hope I have enough detergent. How do you even have anything left to wear?
Lois: Most guys wouldn't complain if I suddenly found myself shirtless.
Lois: Poor Clark. Here, f.y.i. that did not just happened
Lois: Come on! It is called "Smallville" for a reason Clark. What else do you possibly have to do tonight? it'll be fun.
Clark: you know what we need? Some popcorn.
Lois: Don't forget the extra butter.
Lois: see? we're already having fun
Lois: Are you like this at the movie theater too Clark? These conscessions runs are really sweet, but you're up and down more often than the cubs' batting lineup.
Clark: it's all the onscreen suspense. I guess it makes me hungry.
Clark: what'd I miss?
Lois: there was this thing about a boat. And then just lots of dum-dum-dum-dum, dah-dum da-da da-da-da-da-da dum.
Clark: all right Lois. You show up with every shark movie known to man and 11 loads of laundry when I've seen you tke socks to the dry cleaner. Are you okay?
Lois: I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be fine? I'm totally not fine. Even if it is stupid. But it's not stupid! It's Oliver's birthday today,
and we always go out for beer pong on our birthdays. But today is about to become yesterday in t-minus... negative minutes.
It's over. He totally missed it. How does a guy with nine phone numbers not return a phone call?
Clark: Probably just celebrating with someone else.
Lois: wow. Tall, dark and single. Go figure. Do you know something? You would tell me if you did, right?
Clark: I'm sure Oliver's just fine. But paying him a visit wouldn't hurt.
Lois: Great idea. Anchors up, captain. Let's go.
Lois: Pants on, birthday boy. Party train's arrived
Clark: Lois, I think people would prefer "knock" over "pants on". We've already checked his jet and his apartment. Unless he's under the couch...
looks like his party train already left the station
Lois: without me on board? doubtful
Clark: Lois, why don't you let me take you home?
Lois: yes! Why would Oliver want to relive the night someone tried to hidenburg him?
Clark: Lois, we should respect his privacy.
Lois: I can't imagine what he was going through just standing there. He looks like he didn't even know the bomb got defused.
But then why is he... Oh my God! he didn't know. Oliver tried to kill himself.
Clark: Lois, come on.
Lois: and you knew. Clark, how could you keep something this serious from me?
Clark: I was trying to protect him
Lois: from who? his friends?
Clark: Lois, wait. I didn't think he wanted anyone to know.
Lois: well, I'm not just anyone. Clark, you lied to me. You lied right to my face. You said everything was fine. No, nothing about this is fine.
9.06 Crossfire
Lois: Good Morning Metropolis, I'm your host Lois Lane...
Clark: And I'm your co-host, Clark Kent
Lois: and we're here to help make the start of your day... just a little bit brighter, right Clark?
Clark: right, a little less brighter
Lois: could we start over?
Woman: No problem, just let me know when you're ready
Lois: Great. Look, I appreciate you helping me audition. I'm still angry you didn't tell me how badly Oliver was doing, but you're here anyway,
so please don't make me wish you weren't
Clark: it's okay, you don't need to get all worked up like you usually do
Lois: excuse me Mr. "I'm slow and steady and know what's best for everyone", this happens to be important to me. With newspapers on the endangered-species list news television is my one and only back up plan.
Clark:don't you think you can be a little less dramatic with this whole thing?
Lois: You could be a little more passionate with this whole thing, but not you. Not mild-mannered Clark Kent. Do you even care if I get this job?
Clark: Of course I care, I bought a new tie.
Lois: ow, I bought a whole new outfit
Clark: yeah, you look great.
Lois: Don't do that
Clark: Do what?
Lois: don't ou dare reassure me right now
Clark: Lois, I'm only doing this for you. How else am I gonna get that second date?
Lois: well, you should have thought about that before you stood me up the first time
Woman: thank guys. That'll do
Lois: I'm sorry, we weren't... really, one more time would be great
Woman: that's it for today. That'll do.
Lois: Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry, we weren't -- uh, really, one more time would be great.
Woman: That's it for today. What do you say you come in bright and early monday morning and give it another whirl? You got the job. Congratulations.
Clark: I guess this means you forgive me
Lois: well, let's just say I won't forget about you when I go national
Woman: actually, we want you both.
Clark: I'm sorry?
Lois: oh no, he's just here to help me.
Clark: I am more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy.
Woman: that's good, that's real. That's what people want nowdays. Besides, you two, you have great chemistry, like Hepburn and Tracy, Regis and Kelly... it's a package deal, guys. Either you both stay, or you both go
Lois: What are these?
Clark: Realease forms from KZXP. They want us to fill them out before we go on our dates.
Lois: I have to get a date before I can go on one Clark. I'm still filling out my online profile. If you want these mainframe matchmakers to pick you a winner,
you really have to be careful to choose just the right words
Clark: I filled mine out in 10 minutes this morning
Lois: I guarantee that's the only 10 you're getting out of it
Clark: let's see what you wrote. Under "likes", you have the theater. You mean movie theater.
Lois: details.
Clark: Favorite drinks, you have "bubbly". Yeah, if it comes in a six-pack
Lois: I do like a six-pack
Clark: Lois, there's nothing on here about Monster Trucks. You love monster truck rallies.
Lois: this is morning television Clark. Monster trucks are not gonna guarantee me a guy who will impress the home viewers.
Clark: there are a lot of good things about you that would attract a lot of great guys.
Lois: really? like what?
Clark: you're Lois.
Lois: Thanks Clark. But I already filled out my name. Good luck on your date. I'm sure you'll sweep her off her feet.
Lois: Wow, Smallville, talk about green. It's like your first day at the Daily Planet all over again.
Clark: does this mean I'm about to hear Lois Lane's rules of online dating?
Lois: there really is only one rule when it comes to dating Clark, show up. Like after you ask someone to a monster-truck rally, it's a good idea to show up to the date.
Clark: maybe we should talk about this when we're not being taped.
Lois: okay Clark, let's talk about something else. Like your online-dating profile.
Clark: But that was supposed to be private.
Lois: I'll give you this. You definitely were honest. But admitting that you grew up on a farm is either going to get you a date with a country mouse or a cougar looking for her next meal
Catherine: hi, Clark? I'm Catherine
Lois: or not
Catherine: okay. I've seen these blind-date shows on television before, but I never actually thought I would go on one. This isn't live, is it?
Clark: they're taping it to air some other time.
Lois: if you can't take the heat, sister, get out of the cafe.
Clark: sorry. I have this really annoying ringing in my ear.
Catherine: I understand. I'm nervous too. I can barely hear anything over my own heartbeat.
Lois: oh, please!
Catherine: until recently, I was overseas...
Lois: Skiing in Switzerland, modeling in Milan
Catherine: where I was working in the peace corps. But then I decided to come to Metropolis to take my PhD.
I couldn't decide between sociology or social justice so I'm doing both
Lois: is she for real? Congratulation Clark, you're dating Mother Teresa in 6-inch heels.
Lois: you got anything stronger?
Waiter guy: of course
Clark: the last thing you need is a drink Lois
Lois: thanks Clark, you sound like my mother on prom night. How do I look?
Clark: if this were a prom you'd be crowned queen. Your date's a lucky man
Lois: do I detect a note of jealousy from the notoriously nice Clark Kent? Careful my date doesn't hear you. He might just have to take you down.
Clark: I'd like to see him try
Lois: you know what they say, all's fair in love and war.
Clark: and what's it gonna be for us Lois, love or war?
Lois: Clark! it sounds like you're asking me out on another date
Clark: if I was, would you say yes?
Lois: I'll tell you what I'd say...
Lois: okay, you got 10 minutes to explain yourself.
Oliver: well, I'm only gonna need one, because there's really only one reason why I came here. I never finished saying what it is that I loved about you.
Clark: Lois, what's going on?
Lois: I don't know.
Oliver: let me just skip to the end. The thing I love about you the most... is that you're still in my life... because you're still in my heart
Lois: check, please.
Clark: Lois, Lois!
Lois: sorry Clark
Clark: Lois..
Lois: did you hear? the brilliant brass over at KZXP have decided to go with someone else for their morning show.
Clark: Lois...
Lois: after everything that happened, after Olle and I almost got killed, guess who they've decided to go with. Apparently blondes test better with morning viewers.
Clark: Lois...
Lois: I'm sorry. I never should have tried out in the first place or dragged you there with me, and I just...
9.08 Idol
Clark: I wish we had more time
Clark: Earth to Lois. It's like you've been on another planet for the last 15 minutes
Lois: easy Amstrong, this space case is buried in research. I've got like two weeks' worth of work to catch up on
Clark: it was sort of a last-minute vacation, wasn't it?
Lois: yeah well, I've got a pretty tightly wound bolt reflex
Clark: is this about what happened? Are you turning red?
Lois: believe it or not, my ejector-seat malfunction wasn't totally about you
Clark: we should talk about it
Lois: when I want to talk about it, I'll send up a smoke signal.
Lois: ho-ho-ho Merry Christmas to me
Clark: want me to help you with this?
Lois: no. Did I ever tell you that before christmas, I used to unwrap all my presents and then re-wrap them while my parents were still sleeping?
Clark: you know, Lois, that doesn't surprise me at all.
Lois: just what I've always wanted.
Clark: Is that...
Lois: I don't think it's powder sugar, Smallville. Lois Lane, Daily Planet, dare to comment on what illegal activities you've been up to that got you trussed up like a turkey?
Cop: I'm a cop, we're all undercover cops! our sting went south
Clark: Someone must have thought you were the real dealers.
Lois: who could be responsable for such a superscrew-up? Now, that's what I call a scoop
Lois: first the Blur doesn't call for weeks, and now he's overnighting our boys in blue? of course, he's probably tailspinning into the stratosphere because he doesn't have his go-to girl to keep him grounded.
Clark: there's no way the botched save is work of the Blur. It's not his M.O
Lois: I'll admit sugar-coating isn't exactly his style, but the 20 story calling card was unmistakeable. I never thought I'd say this but I'm beginning to lose faith in our resident hero.
Editor guy: you're breaking my heart Lane. I need a feature on the Blur's questionable tactics by the end of the day
Clark: you don't really think this is big news, do you?
Editor guy: turns out Adrian Pope, the organized crime boss, is still on the street because of the Blur's blunder. The D.A's out for blood
Lois: when is the D.A. not out for blood? He's just trying to cover up his dirty connections. Listen, I am not your Blur girl on this one.
Editor guy: Just run with it
Clark: listen, just see this as an opportunity to investigate both sides of the story
Lois: well, that would require a certain Supersomeone to actually find five minutes to give me a call
Clark: what's with the disguise?
Lois: all my flannel's at the dry cleaner's, go figure
Clark: Lois...
Lois: ah! leave it alone Inspector Gadget. I have a top-secret interview I'm doing for an exposé on the hush-hush. Don't follow me
Lois: Two hours to get here with the monorail down. Chalk another one up to the blundering Blur. He may have stopped a diamond heist, but his blackout belly flop has crippled Metropolis, and the scavengers have already started circling. District attorney Ray Sacks, my pet research project.
Clark: since when is a veteran D.A. newsworthy?
Lois: since his christmas-card roster reads like a Soprano's hit list. I call him "Sacks-ophone" 'cause he loves to blow his own horn!
Clark: Lois, I can't help but think there's more to this story than people are seeing.
Lois: I think it's pretty obvious. Either the Blur is hitting a quarterlife crisis, or his ego has gotten really supersized.
Clark: and you're sure he didn't try to call you and explain himself?
Lois: he called. I didn't pick up. Since when did you become the Blur's big defender?
Clark: he just doesn't deserve the silent treatment just because he's been out there saving people
Lois: of course you would say that, Clark. You're a guy. The Blur can't expect me to be his beck and call girl after weeks of no contact.
I spy with my little eye a potential witness
Lois: I suppose you were the one who gave us that little reboot.
Clark/The Blur: in a way, the city going dark was my fault. The least I could do is put things right
Lois: you know, just because you threw a few switches doesn't make up for all your bonehead moves lately.
Clark/The Blur: Lois... I wasn't the one behind the saves
Lois: the Blur has an imposter nipping at his heels? how did you let that happen?
Clark/The Blur: it's not that simple. They were just misguided fans. I'm not turning them over to the DA.
Lois: without proof, nobody's gonna buy the misguided-fans angle. You're risking a lot to protect some feckless meteor freaks.
Clark/The Blur: maybe. But doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?
Lois: oh, you want to go there? let me tell you about second chances, buddy. There's a way you treat a woman. It's called respect...
so just because you're some fancy hero
Clark/The Blur: Lois, I tried.
Lois: there's no try, Skywalker, you have superpowers. Why don't you pick up a phone?
Clark/The Blur: Lois! you're just gonna have to do something you've had trouble with lately. (Clark's voice) you're gonna have to trust me.
Lois: Smallville
Clark: Lois. I didn't realize you were filling in for the paper boy.
Lois: you look pretty chipper. Busy night? My story about the Blur made it above the fold. I think he'd be pretty happy that I included his side of the story.
Clark: so, you finally heard from him
Lois: yeah. Anyway, I've been thinking a lot about my carbon footprint lately, and I figured, you know, we could start carpooling. I thought, you know, the ride would give us a chance to get past the whole kiss-and-run of it all, and... get to know each other better.
Clark: better? you tell me the color of your underwear every day. What else is there to know?
Lois: I hope you didn't misunderstand all my Blur-bashing I did yesterday. Deep down, I never doubted him.
Clark: I'm sure he'd be happy to learn that you faith in the Blur never wavered.
Lois: of course, he never explained why he didn't call me back.
Clark: Lois, what's going on?
Lois: okay, look. I woke up this morning and I saw things clearly for the first time
Clark: big news day. I'll have to take a rain check on the carpooling
Lois: okay.
Lois: I'm Lois Lane from the Daily Planet and I'm here to tell you that I know the Blur. The D.A. says that a true hero would come forward. Well, the Blur can't. It's because he knows that the best way for him to protect you and me is to steer clear of all this political hoopla, and remain the one thing that you and I need most. A light in the darkness, a symbol for us to believe in when all other hope is lost. I've looked into the Blur's heart, and I can tell you that his intentions are good. Let the Blur be the hero he needs to be.
Clark: Lois! Hold on, I'm coming.
Lois: Clark!
Clark: Lois? grab my hand.
Lois: I can't!
Clark: all right, hold on. Come on, stretch. You can reach!
Lois: it's too far!
Clark: Lois!
Clark: Lois, hold on.
Lois: let me go
Clark: that's insane Lois.
Lois: you can't reveal yourself to the cameras. You mean too much to the city, to the world. Clark, I know that you've been living two lives and having to lie to me about it every day.
Clark: Lois, you're not making any sense. It's going to be okay, just hold on.
Lois: I've always known, deep down, that you were a hero.
Clark: Lois!
Clark: Lois? you're alive
Lois: thank you
Clark: I'm flattered, Lois. I wish I could have been the one to rescue you, but I'm not that fast, I took the elevator
Lois: even after all this, you still can't tell me. Just stay here.
The Blur: next time you take on the D.A. of Metropolis, remember to watch your step
Lois: but that was just...
The Blur: hope I made up for not calling.
Clark: Lois, who was that?
Lois: the Blur
Clark: your eyes still closed?
Lois: this isn't what i had in mind when you said you wanted to meet in the copy room. But hey, I'm open.
Clark: You said I had a secret. You're right
Lois: I was dangling 100 stories above the pavement. I think I get a free pass on that one. Let's see what you've got.
Clark: I'm a bit nearsighted. I've been trying not to wear them.
Lois: they are very... Clark Kent.I guess you're not the only one who's a little shortsighted. It's just sometimes I feel like I see a whole other side of you than anyone else.
Clark: Lois?
Lois: it's okay, it's my hero complex to resolve. I take the nicest guy that I know, and I weigh him down with all this shining armor. And it's not fair. Nobody can be two different people
Clark: I wish I could. Is this your long-winded way of saying that you hate these?
Lois: personally, I don't mind the bump in your geek factor. But professionally, there are these newfangled things you can try. They're called contacts.
Clark: it means a lot that you thought I had it in me
Lois: don't worry Smallville, I'll only call you four-eyes every once in a while. But just so you're clear on one thing...
9.09 Pandora
Clark: take this
Lois: Smallville?
Clark: it's all I have. It's yours if you let her go
Clark: I thought I'd lost you forever.
Lois: Clark, thank God
Clark: I can't believe you're alive
Lois: this dream just got 10 times brighter
Clark: what do you mean "dream"? Lois, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're not dreaming.
Lois: Clark, if this isn't a dream then it's the worst nightmare I could ever imagine. And since when did the Kent family farm become a prison? and why would you give away the one thing of your dad's that meant so much to you?
Clark: I did it for you
Lois: okay, hold on. Explain about the wicked witch and the flying freaks. Have we been invaded by "the wizard of oz"?
Clark: more like another planet.
Lois: Aliens?
Lois: Clark before I fought Tess she went on and on about some orb, called it alien technology, said there was life inside of it. This invasion, Tess knew about it.
Clark: yes, Tess may have helped. These aliens have their own leader. His name is Zod. I tried to fight him, but I made all the wrong choices. A lot of people died.
Lois: please, tell me Chloe wasn't one of them.
Clark: Lois, I don't know. After I thought I lost you, I went off on my own. I haven't talked to her in months.
Lois: months?
Clark: Lois, you vanished a year ago
Lois: no, I was just throwing down with Tess a few hours ago. And then I grabbed that gold ring.
Clark: The legion ring? It must have brought you here when you put it on. Do you still have it?
Lois: yeah.
Clark: protect the ring
Clark: Lois! let her go! Take my life! let her live!
Lois: Clark
Zod: I wanted you to join me on this new Earth. But now I must bury you beneath it.
Lois: no!!
Lois: Oliver
Oliver: hey Legs, long time no see.
Lois: and am I glad to see you and your band of merrymen.
Oliver: it's not my band
Lois: what?
Oliver: it's hers
Lois: Chloe!
Chloe: I didn't think I was ever gonna see you again
Lois: you almost didn't. Those crazy space invaders almost killed us
Clark: I guess we owe you guys our lives
Clark: you okay?
Lois: define "okay". So far today, I've traveled through time, fought a flying alien, and almost got my head chopped off. But despite all those things one thing I can't believe... I can't believe you and Chloe aren't friends anymore
Clark: it's not her fault. I turned my back on her. Lois, after you disappeared I couldn't... I couldn't be around Oliver or Chloe, it reminded me of you, and that hurt too much. So, I left... and trained myself to fight Zod.
Lois: Clark, what did you mean about having a history with him?
Clark: let's just say that I made some mistakes
Lois: stop beating yourself up. You are not alone in this
Lois: the truth is we could all die tomorrow.
Clark: Lois, I died when you left
Lois: I'm here now
Clark: we'll never stop fighting, Zod. Humanity will never lose its spirit.
Zod: goodbye, son of Jor-El
Lois: CLARK!!
Lois: Clark!!
Clark: take the ring, put it on.
Lois: no
Clark: you have to. Now
Lois: what if I never see you again?
Clark: you will
Clark: here, this is for you. You just got back from a trip to the hospital, not Hawaii. You need to take it slow
Lois: I have hypoglycemia Clark. Not arthritis. Doc says as long as I eat every three hours, I'm gold. Happy?
Clark: very. I almost lost you once. I don't want it to happen again. Lois, what are we doing?
Lois: I'm eating a maple doughnut and you're kind of invading my personal space
Clark: I mean us, Lois and Clark, Clark and Lois, as a couple.
Lois: Cowboy! you just went from 10 to like 110 in 2 seconds flat. Let's just slow it down. I still need to get my feet back under me.
Clark: you can lean on me for strenght. I feel stronger when you're around, anyway.
Lois: Clark, I have done this dating thing wrong so many times
Clark: then let's do it right. Let's take our time.
Lois: Really?
Lois: In that case let's go get a real cup of coffee. And then we'll have lunch... the first of many. There will be ice creams and chalupas, picnics in the park, dancing in the rain. And you will take me to a Monster-truck rally.
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