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[There's an uneasy clearing of a throat as the audio feed clicks on.]
There are a few things that need to be said, if you all will humor me for a moment.
[There's a short pause and he takes a steadying breath.]
Anders, you have an impeccable talent for deviating blame from yourself to others who 'force your hand' and yet you remain self-deprecating. Beyond that, you blame one thing for forcing your actions and yourself for allowing him the ability. It's admirably complicated, and awe-inspiring in it's intricacy. I commend you.
[Another pause where he heaves a more frustrated sigh.]
Varric, I should have said something sooner, but your chest hair, and the ability to have such, is enviable. I find it surprising beautiful women do not fall at your feet in adoration.
[A beat.]
Garrett, I apologize for my rash actions against Anders. I completely understand why you would defend the Abomi- him against my wrath. And he was not wrong in his actions. The tyranny of the Chantry priestesses against the Mages is quite apparent to all. [It is spoken with a sarcastic tone.] But on a more personal level, in a dress, you could rival the fare of many a brothel with those legs.
[There's a longer pause.] To the blood mage I have spoken with recently, I spoke very rashly. I'm certain all your profane rituals are well and goodly justified and you are nothing like the tyrannical and pompous Magisters in my homeland.
[He breathes again and murmurs something in Tevinter.]
Venhedis. And lastly, to Mitsuru...you are a wonderful teacher, and you really should put some thought into bringing order to this unruly band of misfits. Someone needs to.
[And the feed cuts off quickly.]
There are a few things that need to be said, if you all will humor me for a moment.
[There's a short pause and he takes a steadying breath.]
Anders, you have an impeccable talent for deviating blame from yourself to others who 'force your hand' and yet you remain self-deprecating. Beyond that, you blame one thing for forcing your actions and yourself for allowing him the ability. It's admirably complicated, and awe-inspiring in it's intricacy. I commend you.
[Another pause where he heaves a more frustrated sigh.]
Varric, I should have said something sooner, but your chest hair, and the ability to have such, is enviable. I find it surprising beautiful women do not fall at your feet in adoration.
[A beat.]
Garrett, I apologize for my rash actions against Anders. I completely understand why you would defend the Abomi- him against my wrath. And he was not wrong in his actions. The tyranny of the Chantry priestesses against the Mages is quite apparent to all. [It is spoken with a sarcastic tone.] But on a more personal level, in a dress, you could rival the fare of many a brothel with those legs.
[There's a longer pause.] To the blood mage I have spoken with recently, I spoke very rashly. I'm certain all your profane rituals are well and goodly justified and you are nothing like the tyrannical and pompous Magisters in my homeland.
[He breathes again and murmurs something in Tevinter.]
Venhedis. And lastly, to Mitsuru...you are a wonderful teacher, and you really should put some thought into bringing order to this unruly band of misfits. Someone needs to.
[And the feed cuts off quickly.]