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[There's a small pause before she begins to speak.]
'Tis strange, I feel compelled to say that I am simply impressed by how some of you have managed to stay alive as long as you have. 'Tis quite amazing that you have managed to stay alive in the face of your idiocy. The only explanation I can think of is that you are exceptionally talented.
There are a few people I wish to address.
Zevran, for a lecherous elf you are oddly attractive and making you squirm is quite enjoyable. I find you amusing and might be interested in you were it not for your constant pathetic attempts at flattery.
Carver, more should listen to your whining, I believe at times you find yourself accidentally making good points. I find you rather attractive in a naive and inexperienced way.
Warden, you are not the Warden I know, yet you remind me of her sometimes. You are certainly stubborn enough to be like her. [Yeah, that's a compliment okay.]
Alistair, despite our many differences, I do not dislike you. Much. The fact that you have managed to not get yourself killed by your simpleminded astounds me every time we speak! 'Tis impressive that you have lived as long as you have in that innocent sparkly world of yours. Though I will change that if you ever speak of the previous week. I do believe at times, I am ...interested in you. You are not an unattractive man.
Fenris, strangely enough, I am...finding myself rather fond of you. Even if it appears most of the people you associate with are idiots and--
[She makes a frustrated noise and slams the tablet down]
This is ridiculous! I refuse [And it's turned off.]
'Tis strange, I feel compelled to say that I am simply impressed by how some of you have managed to stay alive as long as you have. 'Tis quite amazing that you have managed to stay alive in the face of your idiocy. The only explanation I can think of is that you are exceptionally talented.
There are a few people I wish to address.
Zevran, for a lecherous elf you are oddly attractive and making you squirm is quite enjoyable. I find you amusing and might be interested in you were it not for your constant pathetic attempts at flattery.
Carver, more should listen to your whining, I believe at times you find yourself accidentally making good points. I find you rather attractive in a naive and inexperienced way.
Warden, you are not the Warden I know, yet you remind me of her sometimes. You are certainly stubborn enough to be like her. [Yeah, that's a compliment okay.]
Alistair, despite our many differences, I do not dislike you. Much. The fact that you have managed to not get yourself killed by your simpleminded astounds me every time we speak! 'Tis impressive that you have lived as long as you have in that innocent sparkly world of yours. Though I will change that if you ever speak of the previous week. I do believe at times, I am ...interested in you. You are not an unattractive man.
Fenris, strangely enough, I am...finding myself rather fond of you. Even if it appears most of the people you associate with are idiots and--
[She makes a frustrated noise and slams the tablet down]
This is ridiculous! I refuse [And it's turned off.]