32: Ticket

[undertaking4u]

There is ~one~ of me, and ~two~ tickets...
I assume I can't go ~twice~, so...would someone like to go on the ~boat~? It will ~only~ cost one good ~joke~.

Comments

[justtalented]

A boat?

[justtalented]

I am not a little boy. Why can't I just... climb a tree without using my hands, or redirect things using my energy, or some other sort of test? Why does it have to be making you laugh?

[undertaking4u]

Oh, do you have ~monkey~ toes or some such thing? Are you some sort of escaped ~carny~? That could be ~very~ entertaining!

[justtalented]

So you'll give me the ticket if I climb a tree without using my hands?

[undertaking4u]

~That~ depends on whether or not I find it sufficiently ~amusing~.

[justtalented]

You're difficult. I don't know how to make it funny.

[undertaking4u]

If at first you don't ~succeed~...

[justtalented]

... Why did the teacher tell his students that he got lost on the road of life?

[undertaking4u]

I don't know. ~Why~?

[justtalented]

Because he'd actually been reading a pornographic book while his students waited for him for hours.

[undertaking4u]

Your teacher is ~Frau~? That is just ~sad~...

[justtalented]

Isn't he the one that needed a tutor?

... And was that one funny?

[undertaking4u]

Yes.

...and no. I do not believe ~joke telling~ is your forte. Maybe you should find a funny ~internet~ link to send me.

[justtalented]

He's not my teacher.

Weird computer?

[He's still determined!]

[undertaking4u]

...
...~heh heh heh heh~!
I ~want~ one!

[OOC: fine, take your damn ticket, sir. See if I care. ]

[justtalented]

Finally...

[ooc: Yeah, well... I was trying. And I'm a MA'AM even if Sasuke isn't, so there.]