It's never good when school makes you feel like you want to die (or that you're dying...)

Seriously, I'm dying here, and it just seems like the pressure keeps mounting. I don't like it, not one bit.

People who wait until the last minute to merge (This applies to both on-ramps and lanes that say “(Right/This lane) exit only ( Read more... )

Howdy, all, I'm in Illinois right now spending time with Natey McRuth. Woohoo. It's his birthday today. He's 20. He's not a teenager anymore. He can't get away with all the teenage crap anymore. :P ( Read more... )

Ok, so cancel the zoo idea and replace it with the domes. Apparently it costs $8 to park, and $9.75 per person to get into the zoo. Can anyone say "holy hell, that is fucking expensive!"? The Domes are only $5 a person, and parking is free. That's right, take that, zoo ( Read more... )

I wish I could think of something to write in this. But I never can ( Read more... )

You know it's gonna be one of those days when you find out the guy your aunt used to date is a sex offender. And showed up at a "14 year old girl's" house to have sex with her. What a pervert. What creeps me out even more is that when I associated with him, I was younger. Maybe not 14, but I was still a teenage girl ( Read more... )

Note to Afshan: Enjoy torturing students much? That final was horrendous ( Read more... )

So, I was driving home at about 8:45 this morning and saw this black lady in her car smoking a cigar. It confused me a lot.

Stereotype of the moment: Black men at the bowling alley watching basketball and bowling.

Really, I'm not racist, I swear.

Only 5 days, 3 papers, 3 tests and one presentation to go until I am officially DONE with my first year.

Thank.Effing.God. I cannot wait.

A conversation between my dad(D) and I(S).

D: Oh, you've been grocery shopping.
S: Of sorts. *sets down a bag with 12 rolls of toilet paper, and a carton of chocolate milk* The essentials, of course.