Things that Sarah hates about traffic and/or people and/or life in general
People who wait until the last minute to merge (This applies to both on-ramps and lanes that say “(Right/This lane) exit only”
-Honestly, there’s nothing about you that makes you any more special than anyone else, so stop wasting everyone’s time and merge when you can, as compared to thinking you’re going to get further and save time by getting ahead of everyone else. Think about it-you’re one of the causes of traffic jams.
People who drive slow in the “fast” lane
-Really, there’s a reason why they have those “slower traffic keep right” signs.
People who move into the “fast” lane, and then don’t go any faster or even slower than the lane/person they were trying to move in front of or away from.
-What is the point of having three people in three different lanes going the same speed? It’s really irritating. At least if I’m not going very much faster than someone, I speed up to pass them, I don’t maintain my slower speed.
People who find it necessary to slow down drastically before getting off the freeway
-Wait… you mean there’s actually a reason for those off ramp things? Why yes, Billy! They’re made so the lovely people exiting the freeway have a place to slow down without really disrupting the flow of traffic! :D
People who don’t get up to speed on on-ramps
-The purpose of on-ramps is to get up to the speed of traffic flow, what is so hard to understand about that?
Traffic jams. ‘Nuff said.
Teachers named Afshan. (Seriously, she’s a nazi. Also been described as “the Pakistani devil.” She also treats you like you’re mentally retarded if you ask her questions during lab.)
Lab reports, especially those that are fantastically detailed.
-No one really cares if my t-statistic is significant…
Teachers who wait until the last lab class before a lab report is due to truly describe what is expected on a lab report.
School. What the hell is with putting 3 difficult classes on the track for one quarter? Seriously, we can only handle so much… we are humans, ya know.
Bosses who for some odd reason find it necessary to schedule you EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY.
Major tests and quizzes falling within days of each other.
Not understand relatively simple concepts.
-I seriously spent like half an hour on one physics problem and then realized I had a number wrong, hence my wrong answer. After I figured that out, I realized how simple the problem really was.
Having to work for money. Why can’t I just be given my own magical wallet that just refills with money every time I empty it? That would be sweet.
Classes that are only offered at 4:00 in the afternoon, along with classes that are only offered at 8:00 in the morning… in the same day.
Jay Leno. He’s really not funny…. at all.
My mom… sometimes. There are just times when she does shit that I just can’t stand.
My cell phone charger. It sucks, and hardly works.
-Honestly, there’s nothing about you that makes you any more special than anyone else, so stop wasting everyone’s time and merge when you can, as compared to thinking you’re going to get further and save time by getting ahead of everyone else. Think about it-you’re one of the causes of traffic jams.
People who drive slow in the “fast” lane
-Really, there’s a reason why they have those “slower traffic keep right” signs.
People who move into the “fast” lane, and then don’t go any faster or even slower than the lane/person they were trying to move in front of or away from.
-What is the point of having three people in three different lanes going the same speed? It’s really irritating. At least if I’m not going very much faster than someone, I speed up to pass them, I don’t maintain my slower speed.
People who find it necessary to slow down drastically before getting off the freeway
-Wait… you mean there’s actually a reason for those off ramp things? Why yes, Billy! They’re made so the lovely people exiting the freeway have a place to slow down without really disrupting the flow of traffic! :D
People who don’t get up to speed on on-ramps
-The purpose of on-ramps is to get up to the speed of traffic flow, what is so hard to understand about that?
Traffic jams. ‘Nuff said.
Teachers named Afshan. (Seriously, she’s a nazi. Also been described as “the Pakistani devil.” She also treats you like you’re mentally retarded if you ask her questions during lab.)
Lab reports, especially those that are fantastically detailed.
-No one really cares if my t-statistic is significant…
Teachers who wait until the last lab class before a lab report is due to truly describe what is expected on a lab report.
School. What the hell is with putting 3 difficult classes on the track for one quarter? Seriously, we can only handle so much… we are humans, ya know.
Bosses who for some odd reason find it necessary to schedule you EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY.
Major tests and quizzes falling within days of each other.
Not understand relatively simple concepts.
-I seriously spent like half an hour on one physics problem and then realized I had a number wrong, hence my wrong answer. After I figured that out, I realized how simple the problem really was.
Having to work for money. Why can’t I just be given my own magical wallet that just refills with money every time I empty it? That would be sweet.
Classes that are only offered at 4:00 in the afternoon, along with classes that are only offered at 8:00 in the morning… in the same day.
Jay Leno. He’s really not funny…. at all.
My mom… sometimes. There are just times when she does shit that I just can’t stand.
My cell phone charger. It sucks, and hardly works.