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Unconscious Turian Is Unconscious

Nov 20, 2008 23:03

Who: Whoever Saw Garrus' Unconscious Body, and the Unconscious Turian Himself (Garrus Vakarian, turian_honor)
When: After the Unconscious Notification
Where: B-Floor Hallway
Rating: PG
Summary: Garrus passed out and his post got loggy so it's been moved. >>
Warnings: Nada

( His Body Had Basically Said, )

czeslaw meyer, garrus vakarian, gene starwind, komui li, firo prochainezo, ennis

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coffee_tyrant November 21 2008, 07:12:36 UTC

Komui peeks out of his door at the sound of a certain someone hitting the floor with all the grace of a bowling ball made out of lead. Upon doing so, he blinks and stares for awhile, a curious look on his face when he notices Garrus. After half a minute of staring, he steps out of the doorway, whistling as he goes over to check whether or not the turian is dead.

He crouches down, finds that the turian is breathing, and shrugs his shoulders. He then prods the odd-looking alien with his finger experimentally, getting, to his glee, no response whatsoever. Komui then debates whether or not to move the sleeping individual back inside his room, when he realizes that this is indeed a wonderful opportunity for 1) The damn turian to actually sleep, and 2) for him to rescue his Komurin. Thus, the Chinaman concludes that moving him would be a bad idea, and leaving him would be a good example for the rest of his children the asylum. That is, go without sleeping for God-knows-how-long and end up looking stupid afterwards when the inevitable ( ... )

turian_honor November 21 2008, 07:15:33 UTC

He will find his robot to be a mass of well-meaning screws, tape, spots of blue blood, and a paperclip. But otherwise intact.

coffee_tyrant November 21 2008, 07:56:44 UTC

Well-meaning as he was, Komui's face upon entering the room and spotting his broken invention is a picture of the utmost distress and horror. Paperclips and tape. Paperclips and tape. What was the dratted turian thinking?

Wasn't the purpose of the entire operation to fix his Komurin, not to just randomly stick parts back on with tape and hope the adhesive would hold? It was like...reconnecting a man's severed limb back on with glue--you just didn't do that.

Good God, Komui thinks, this man is an idiot.

morte_e_vita November 21 2008, 07:24:04 UTC

( ... )

ennisnolastname November 21 2008, 07:41:25 UTC

"Yes..." Ennis agreed, the hand on her shoulder a great comfort. It was hard to say if he had been knocked out or just simply passed out, but if it had to happen, she was glad that it had been on B Floor and not in the middle of that mess two floors above ( ... )

morte_e_vita November 21 2008, 07:46:55 UTC

"We'll figure it out as we go," Firo said, quite the fan of doing things that way. He nodded at Ennis and then rose to his feet again, stepping around to the other side of the Turian. "Maybe we should roll him over first." It would probably be better and less of a drag on his other arm that way. It'd be so much easier if they could just carry the guy, but Firo was only immortal, not granted super-strength.

ennisnolastname November 21 2008, 07:55:18 UTC

It would likely be better on his face as well to turn him on his back first. "Yes," she agreed, and moved into a better position to push Garrus over, ready when Firo was.

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