Just so you know...

[unblinkable]

My chair squeaks in a Jewish accent.

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[p150]

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[unblinkable]

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

[deltamiss]

Is it squeaking "Oy vey" or "putz"?

[unblinkable]

It's squeaking the Jewish man moan. The "We'll see" moan. So maybe I should say that my chair is MOANING in a Jewish accent.

[deltamiss]

Ahhhh...the 'this Gentile is meshuga' moan. Yep.

[unblinkable]

Maybe more of a "You shoulda listened to the Rabbi".

[blessings101]

My grandmother's porch swing, when we were kids, used to creak - "Or-r-reo? Oreo!!"

I totally believe you about the Jewish accent. :)

Also, Laura and I were discussing today how you've completely ruined us to any other wedding photographer in the world. Any other one we look at looks retarded in comparison to you. Truth.

[unblinkable]

You need to convince her to come out here and let me shoot her bridals. The two of you could come together and make a girl's weekend out of it with Ash. It's the best option.

[blessings101]

I concur. I will see what my persuasive powers can accomplish.