Badgers and Cars
Two interesting things, both starring Katie.
Katie: Did I ever tell you I was almost the hula hoop princess of Canada?
Me: ...
Katie: My grandfather bought the patent for the hula hoop. I could have been a multimillionaire heiress.
Me: But then he got drunk and lost the rights in a drunken, midnight, high-stakes poker game with a badger?
Katie: No ( Read more... )
Katie: Did I ever tell you I was almost the hula hoop princess of Canada?
Me: ...
Katie: My grandfather bought the patent for the hula hoop. I could have been a multimillionaire heiress.
Me: But then he got drunk and lost the rights in a drunken, midnight, high-stakes poker game with a badger?
Katie: No ( Read more... )
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HAHAHAHAHAHA WIN.
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On a loosely-connected not, I noticed you tagged this under 'helpful hints for daily life'. I'm fairly certain that the helpful hint your second story taught me was not to leave my invisible black car where nosy neighbors can find it. I shall promptly go out and put this hint to practice!
At least you get a chuckle from the insanity of the situation, yes?
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