"Have Jesus buy me a car, then we'll talk."

[ummbrella]

My mother has started nagging me to go to church with her again.  Like, woman, I stopped that shit five years ago.  I still have nightmares about it.  I am NEVER going back.  I blame my cousin.  She had a big Mormon wedding on Friday and even invited my mom to the super secret (or, as I see it, creepy) ceremony.  For some reason, she doesn't find

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[anonymous]

Maybe tell her you don't want to go to a church that worships a pedophile.