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Office Log - August 31st to September 5th.

Sep 01, 2009 12:16

[[It's that time again! Same deal as last time, only now there are drastically less fish in the tank... she still needs to replace the ones that didn't survive her negligence during Children's Week ( Read more... )

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August 29th BECAUSE RAIDEN IS SPECIAL OK whitedeviljack September 6 2009, 07:30:24 UTC

And so like a moth to a flame Raiden was drawn to Ms. Blacky's lair of doom of sexy time, not entirely convinced it was of his own free will but if it wasn't then he wouldn't be knocking on her door with a shy smile on his face and wondering how she had been this week.

"Hey."

RAIDEN NO YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX umbreon_blacky September 6 2009, 07:39:25 UTC

Blacky hadn't been expecting any company this early on, but she didn't really mind when she heard the voice on the other side of the door. She seemed to be at the door before she even noticed she'd moved at all, and paused just long enough to tuck her hair back and straighten out her dress where necessary before opening the door. What was she, 16?

"Well, hello." She turned her face away just slightly, trying hard not to smile like a dweeb. "What a surprise. Come on in~!"

CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST BLACKY whitedeviljack September 6 2009, 07:46:52 UTC

Oh man what a dweeb, Blacky.

Oh she seemed all but too inviting which was not unexpected for the blonde janitorman. He'd actually spent several days moping and brooding in private after the prehistoric playtime the two shared but once he managed to pull himself out of that rut he realized he wanted to see Blacky again. Romping or not.

It really didn't help that Rosemary was not around... other than his guilty, nagging conscious. Which could be just as bad sometimes but time for that was not now.

"I picked you up something." Which was hiding behind his back in a small, unmarked box.

Oh man they were BOTH DWEEBS.

BUT I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE TO YESTERDAY umbreon_blacky September 6 2009, 07:59:56 UTC

They should just form a DWEEBIE CLUB and watch bad movies and play dinosaurs and wear silly hats

Blacky had also been brooding, but... that wasn't anything unusual, these days. At least she wasn't brooding right now. Actually, she was ecstatic that he'd come to see her again after pulling something like that on him. She kind of wanted to try it again now that they were both sober.

"For me? What is it?" Shoot, was she supposed to get him a gift too? She definitely would have to give him something really extravagant at some point. Especially since after double-checking the date in the back of her sketchbook she realized that she had already missed his birthday by being a whiny drunk whore.

'CAUSE I KNOW HOW GOOD IT HAS BEEN ;____; whitedeviljack September 6 2009, 08:12:11 UTC

What was behind box #1 it was Raiden's dick I mean it wassss....

A small box of pink chocolate.

WAY TO KILL THE MOOD WITH STRIKES. umbreon_blacky September 6 2009, 08:21:32 UTC

"...It's pink," she stated simply, just in case Raiden hadn't noticed. It wasn't until she took an adorably imperfect-looking piece out of the box that she realized the significance. Oh. Oh.

"You actually found some? Or did you make it just for me?"

LOL WHAT CAN I SAY whitedeviljack September 6 2009, 22:55:13 UTC

"A little of both." He was going to leave the part out about it being Samus' idea and most of her cooking. Raiden did, however, bare the dangers of taste-testing the first batch. For... Blacky's sake, you see. He also perilously packaged it. Risked his life, you know. "What do you think?"

IS THAT A GRENADE IN THAT ICON umbreon_blacky September 6 2009, 23:47:33 UTC

"I think you're too cute."

As with a certain other pink treat almost two months ago, Blacky held the piece between her lips, watching Raiden expectantly. But circumstances were a lot different this time... weren't they?

8U A DUD. whitedeviljack September 7 2009, 00:16:13 UTC

Circumstances were a lot different this time but it didn't change Raiden being reluctant at first.

"...um."

He did, however, despite the initial reluctance lean over and nibble the morsel up to her lips. Quick to pull away and quick to wipe off imaginary pink chocolate from the corners of his lips. More like the pink tint on his cheeks.

"How've you been?"

DAMMIT FORTUNE. umbreon_blacky September 7 2009, 01:48:39 UTC

It was more than Blacky was expecting him to do after all that but she still couldn't help but be a little bit disappointed. Still, the chocolate was pretty good.

"I've been well enough." Aside from her private angsting. "Excited about those puppies, ahaha. But... Ah... What about you?" Her gaze flickered between the box and the floor, not sure which one made her more comfortable to look at. "After all that that happened... what now?"

She wondered if she should apologize for seducing him like that. She did regret it, but not out of guilt for possibly putting his relationship in peril. No, it was for far more selfish reasons. At the same time, she was glad it happened. Damn it.

ANGST SHEILD ACTIVATE oh how fitting for Blaiden 8C whitedeviljack September 7 2009, 05:41:42 UTC

"That's... good." He managed to force out, strangely keeping his stare focused on her. Usually he'd be the avoidant one. Maybe that was because he was avoiding the notion that they were going to talk about the fact she had successfully seduced him. Even if it was after a tenacious effort and gratuitous amounts of wine she slept with him and he kind of liked it.

He kind of liked it mostly because Rosemary was still in the dark about it. He kind of liked it because he was beginning to realize how fucked up his life had been. Being turned into a child for a week made him relive all his worst nightmares--nightmares that were actually suppressed memories, the changes his body had undergone no longer hindering the nanomachines from doing their things.

Now he was an adult and he was having a hard time remembering all that again but he realized it did in fact happen."...I..." And Blacky had seen all that. Been by his side the whole time, for better or worse ( ... )

AND IT ONLY GETS MORE EMO FROM HERE umbreon_blacky September 7 2009, 05:55:59 UTC

Even though she was avoiding looking at him she could feel his stare burning right through her and she must have been imagining it, right? Raiden was the one who avoided eye contact (among other things), not her! The role reversal was surreal and it made her feel uncomfortable and mildly vulnerable. But it wasn't so bad, being vulnerable for him.

"I suppose there's plenty of time to figure it out." Plenty of time for her to accept and brace herself for the inevitable rejection, for him to go back to his girlfriend and deny anything had ever happened.

She plucked the candy from between his fingers and popped it into her mouth, gladly pouncing on the change of topic. "That's right. There is caffeine in it, after all. You know, people say it triggers something in your brain to give the same euphoria of being in love. Isn't that something?"

whitedeviljack September 7 2009, 07:30:10 UTC

Raiden wasn't entirely sure it was a change of topic, intentional or not. "It also gives you a sugar rush if you eat too much too fast." He popped it into his mouth with a flick of his fingers. Not that he was an expert on chocolate or anything.

"But it keeps you coming back for more."

umbreon_blacky September 7 2009, 13:37:39 UTC

"Mm, and every time you think to yourself afterward, 'I really should not have eaten that,' but to your dismay you find the only comfort is having more. One never-ending cycle. Or maybe that isn't a problem for men."

She took another piece, this time just letting it melt in her mouth.

whitedeviljack September 7 2009, 21:08:05 UTC

"I dunno'." Raiden took another piece and in attempts to show off, flicked it straight up into the air. He did manage to catch it in his mouth. "I'm sure it all goes straight to our thighs too."

He picked out another piece and opened his mouth when he realized precisely what was happening--just what she said, he was already getting ready to eat another one. Raiden also realized it was pretty awful of him to be eating her chocolates.

So he made a little motion of his hand as if he wanted to try and throw the piece in her mouth instead.

umbreon_blacky September 7 2009, 21:20:19 UTC

If it hadn't been for Raiden's complete failure to keep up innuendo-laden conversation during the date, she might have thought that little comment to be clever. As it was she just chalked it up to being unintentional.

"I knew it. You are just trying to get me fat." Nonetheless, she tilted her head back, mouth open, ready for the moneyshot chocolate.

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