www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2445123/Pop-pervert-Gary-Glitter-has-shaved-off-his-beard-to-give-himself-a-new-look.html

Just please CHECK THE FUCK OUT the caption on that razor pic. Hard hitting journalism.

"AS I SAID YETERDAY I WORKED FOR BT(GPO) IN THOSE DAYS IT WAS THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD. YOU GOT YOUR WORK IN A MORNING WENT OUT DID IT THEN RANG UP FOR ANOTHER.BUT THEN A MAN CALLED BONIFIELD CAME IN I TOLD THE LADS THIS IS THE END OF BT. BOY WAS I RIGHT HE TRIED TO DEVIDE AND CONKER THATS WHEN I TOOK E.V.R.AND LEFT NOW I LIVE THE HIGH LIFE IN ( Read more... )

- Jesus died so I could get two lie ins, fair trade.

- MADDIE MCCANN's evil legacy. The little bozz-eyed tourism industry WRECKER.

- Jack Tweedy forget's wife name in flower shop. despite Max Clifford's best animatronic efforts Jade Goody didn't return from the dead yesterday. In fact her legacy shall be THAT quote from Stephen Fry which shows he ( Read more... )

Terry Lubbock's quest for justice year 391

Those are some top drawer photo captions kids.

"Terry added: 'He was murdered, those injuries were indicative of rape. I'll not rest until justice is done.'"

The Lubbock hilarity (year 8) gets off to a good start.

RIP Tony Hart

So long and thanks for all the badly painted fish.

RIP Patrick McGoohan

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Livejournal snapshots are annoying.

Songs you'd never expect to hear in shops #3920

Chris Spedding - Motorbikin'

BNP address firebombedEarlier this week someone hilariously leaked a BNP member's list, now this should be absolutely fine since they're a legal political party and not at all racist. Their leader the Indiana Jones villain-esque Nick Griffin changed his opinion from "don't care" to "fuuuuuuuuck defcon-5" within the space of a single statement and ( Read more... )

Social worker suicidal, nobody caresAh baby P, the story of the social services being tricked by a couple of people into not spotting their abuse of a child who ended up being badly beaten to death. Now this is shocking and shouldn't really happen, but in any society where the public services have to cope with all sorts of cases, workload and red ( Read more... )