News update
- Jesus died so I could get two lie ins, fair trade.
- MADDIE MCCANN's evil legacy. The little bozz-eyed tourism industry WRECKER.
- Jack Tweedy forget's wife name in flower shop. despite Max Clifford's best animatronic efforts Jade Goody didn't return from the dead yesterday. In fact her legacy shall be THAT quote from Stephen Fry which shows he's clearly lost his mind. "A weekly 'Jade night' is also being organised by Jack at the club. The friend said: 'He’s still very low but takes things a day at a time.'" yeah I remember when my gran died, the pain of organising trendy weekly west London club events was a harrowing nightmare. You could have at least dressed up for the graveyard, Jack.
In fact click here if you can spot one activity or picture of Jack Tweedy looking genuinely upset (not looking like he's mentally deducting tax from his earnings) you win a prize.
I'd regret not linking to BARELY LEGAL ROYAL HAS BIG TITS. 'A source said: "She’s a fun-loving royal and has made a number of friends on her gap year adventures."' slag.
- MADDIE MCCANN's evil legacy. The little bozz-eyed tourism industry WRECKER.
- Jack Tweedy forget's wife name in flower shop. despite Max Clifford's best animatronic efforts Jade Goody didn't return from the dead yesterday. In fact her legacy shall be THAT quote from Stephen Fry which shows he's clearly lost his mind. "A weekly 'Jade night' is also being organised by Jack at the club. The friend said: 'He’s still very low but takes things a day at a time.'" yeah I remember when my gran died, the pain of organising trendy weekly west London club events was a harrowing nightmare. You could have at least dressed up for the graveyard, Jack.
In fact click here if you can spot one activity or picture of Jack Tweedy looking genuinely upset (not looking like he's mentally deducting tax from his earnings) you win a prize.
I'd regret not linking to BARELY LEGAL ROYAL HAS BIG TITS. 'A source said: "She’s a fun-loving royal and has made a number of friends on her gap year adventures."' slag.