On a slow train, with AO3 refusing to load. This will be of interest to a very small number of people, most of whom will have already encountered at least half of it on the anonmeme. Nevertheless! :)

Mitchell/Brooker, soft R, ~8500 words; a prequel to the Hot & Bothered series. Many thanks to puppethorse for beta and lolz.

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What this drowsy bank holiday Sunday needs is a new Marauder-era Lupin/Snape behemoth, don't you think?

Yes! Yes it is!

The Natural Order of Things

Warnings: drug potion use and scenes of a sexual nature, from the start. And they're seventeen.

Notes: many thanks to Allecto for great beta, especially wrt my repeated punctuation crime. *g*

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Title: Memorandum

Summary: Four conversations Watson and Lestrade had about their stupid crushes on Sherlock, and the one time they both did something about it. - prompt by sheldrake and lazlet

Important details: NC17, 5645 words

Thanks: to inappropriately

Read on AO3

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New story! Consequences of Chemistry. AKA, in my mind anyway, Torchwood: The Orgy Story.

Summary: It's unwise to underestimate the combined effects of a powerful aphrodisiac and Captain Jack Harkness. [NC17; features Owen, Tosh, Ianto, Jack, Gwen, Rhys]

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New story! Naughty fluff, harking from the carefree era of Season Two. It feels mildly ironic that the only story I've managed to finish all July is slightly kinky and yet doesn't match any of my kink bingo squares. Still, porn is porn. \o/

Title: Owned
Summary: Carpe diem, carpe homo. AKA, Exhibitionist Jack is exhibitionismy!Timeline: shortly ( Read more... )

Where oh where is the venusian spearmint flavoured doctor/martha/shakespeare/toothbrush fic??

ETA: Why, here it is.

And lo, there was a story that quite possibly nobody apart from derryderrydown will enjoy. But luckily, it's for her! So that's alright then. *g*

Title: Moving In
Author: Calico
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: Nc17
Length: 6800 words
Summary: Ianto's first day at work. AKA, Oblivious Jack is oblivious!
Presumes familiarity with: Fragments, Cyberwoman
Thanks: to ( Read more... )

Frustration with this afternoon's odious client (no I will NOT support you in perpetrating benefit fraud, you greedy hypocritical bastard) has somehow resolved, during my stomp back to the office, into a snippet of not-so-fluffy Jack/Ianto. Since I have no desire to add another WIP to my despicable collection, I shall put it under this cut:

( Undercurrent, aka, Ianto's first day at work. A post-Fragments, pre-series, non-fluffy semi-nc17 Jack/Ianto drabble. (whew) )

Having trouble convincing my brain to get moving this morning. It posits that as the earthquake was news, a lie-in is justified. I am not convinced. It points out that strong coffee might sweeten the deal. I suspect that peppermint tea will be better for my longterm sanity, and that my caffeine addiction is the reason it took forty minutes to get ( Read more... )

My rl lj is suddenly full of Big Exciting Things! I will temper that here with a piece of Tiny Fluff I wrote on the bus. Drawing the line
by Calico

( Torchwood/QAF, 1000 words, practically PG )