In which I am cut by a cut-price chocolate bar ...

[uk_sef]

These chocolate bars are kept on the lowest shelf at the supermarket and typically right at the back behind other things. So, to get them out, I had to bring them past my face. In the process, one of them flicked out its sealed plastic end, which had presumably previously been trapped against an adjacent bar, and sliced into my face on the edge of

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[wolfy_writing]

Wounded by a chocolate bar? I don't think that's ever happened to me. (Probably the most unusual cut I got was when I got hit in the knee by a boat, engine first, and the resulting bleeding was probably the most normal thing that happened that day.)

Maybe you need extra layers of skin.