Parliamentary Handbook

[moose_mcmoose]

As reported in this marvellous 'reputable' source. HERE

"MPs are often vain, drunk and plain stupid - according to an official handbook for office staff who start jobs in Parliament"

What MPs Say: "Someone must have hacked my account!"

What They Mean: "I got drunk and posted some disobliging words about a colleague on Twitter."

With a foreword by John

Comments

[moose_mcmoose]

We need a loltican to infiltrate the system and get their hands on one of those beauties. Imagine all the marvellous scans and picspams we could have with its contents.

[moose_mcmoose]

Quite right. We should all right our own MP press releases. Another spammy post perhaps?

"Danny Alexander is the bestest right hand man because he wears cool glasses and in NO way looks like Beaker from the Muppet Show."

[queenhecuba]

I've seen this guide somewhere, it was linked on one of the BBC blogs but i can't remember where now.

[moose_mcmoose]

Hmmm I shall have to search it out fully and add it to me required reading list for the summer.

[queenhecuba]

I've found it it here

http://www.w4mp.org/html/library/default.asp

sorry not sure how to link

[moose_mcmoose]

ZERG!! *bookmarks several times over*

You hero, you.

[sine_que_non767]

:DDDD

Must get our hands on this guide.

[chargasm]

Hahaha, I love this!

HERE IS THE PAGE IN QUESTION, LINK TO A PDF OF THE BOOK IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WINDOW

eta: damn it I was too slow ;___;

[moose_mcmoose]

YES! Epic guide is epic.

There is no such thing as slow. There's just 'not as fast as a fellow human being'.

[altogetherisi]

I really love that website I may have read the whole, entire thing, particularly the advice for working in Parliament and like looking at the jobs available, as if I could apply yet

[moose_mcmoose]

There is no shame in that says someone who has every issue of Empire magazine since January 2003 just so she can sit and look at them with a massive sense of pride that she has spent so much money and time on putting them in two piles of equal height and in chronological order