Parliamentary Handbook

[moose_mcmoose]

As reported in this marvellous 'reputable' source. HERE

"MPs are often vain, drunk and plain stupid - according to an official handbook for office staff who start jobs in Parliament"

What MPs Say: "Someone must have hacked my account!"

What They Mean: "I got drunk and posted some disobliging words about a colleague on Twitter."

With a foreword by John

Comments

[moose_mcmoose]

We need a loltican to infiltrate the system and get their hands on one of those beauties. Imagine all the marvellous scans and picspams we could have with its contents.

[moose_mcmoose]

Quite right. We should all right our own MP press releases. Another spammy post perhaps?

"Danny Alexander is the bestest right hand man because he wears cool glasses and in NO way looks like Beaker from the Muppet Show."

[moose_mcmoose]

I also headdesk....I used the wrong 'write' in my previous comment. My god, the defeat to Germany has affected my brain more than I thought, or maybe I just ate too much mayonnaise today and it's really warm.

Our very own Lolitical Handbook would be a truly inspired idea. XD

[mimicleggeron97]

...Is that Danny in your icon???? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

P.S. I remembered my password!

[moose_mcmoose]

LOL! I wish.

Unfortunately it isnt'. It's Wilson from House, headpalming the table after being drugged. :)