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[uchiha_itachi]

After the humilating lack of protocol less than optimal battle on the outskirts of Konohagakure, Hoshigaki and I kept a close eye on the gate of the village. More like I looked at the guard for a few moments and convinced him that should a small blond, overly energetic genin be leaving, it would be in his best interest to inform Sushigaki and I

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[hoshigaki]

What's with that Sannin's hair, anyway? It looks like something latched onto his head (perhaps at the prospect of feeding on his brain) and subsequently died of starvation.

I can't remember...does Akatsuki's medical plan cover allergies? You should probably look into that.

And don't worry, the "dango" wasn't my type; I usually go for something with more scales.

[uchiha_itachi]

Oh, I see, you're more of the "love 'em and eat 'em" type, then.

Nevermind the hair which makes him look even more geezer-like than he is, did you look at his makeup? If he feels like crying blood, I can arrange that for him easily, but really, with that bulky excuse for a forehead protector on his head, I wonder how he can even bear to face the public. Maybe that's why he lurks in the shadier districts of town...

[konohamaru_kun]

FERRET! I SWEAR.......if you hurt Bro!

[uchiha_itachi]

*very small sigh of boredom*

If I hurt "bro," you'll swear undying vengence for him; stalk me to the ends of the earth; steal my nailpolish; team up with my little brother in a failed attempt to kill me; growl at me in annoyance in vague resemblence to a small dog; steal my conditioner; put up 'Wanted' posters; switch my nailpolish....right, right.

And I'll just feed you to my pet shark. Glad we're seeing eye-to-eye here.

[konohamaru_kun]

Grkkk....Say THAT again?! Just wait 'til I'm older I'm not like a dog. And I don't want your dumb polish. Ewwwww, why touch something so female...ish?

[uchiha_itachi]

Ne, little gaki, how do you reconcile that with your favorite snuggling spot with Tsudy-baba? Things don't get more 'female...ish" than that...

LOL!!!

[anonymous]

This is the most fun thing I've ever seen! Keep up the good work. =)
Good luck! //Sai