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[uchiha_itachi]

After the humilating lack of protocol less than optimal battle on the outskirts of Konohagakure, Hoshigaki and I kept a close eye on the gate of the village. More like I looked at the guard for a few moments and convinced him that should a small blond, overly energetic genin be leaving, it would be in his best interest to inform Sushigaki and I

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[konohamaru_kun]

FERRET! I SWEAR.......if you hurt Bro!

[uchiha_itachi]

*very small sigh of boredom*

If I hurt "bro," you'll swear undying vengence for him; stalk me to the ends of the earth; steal my nailpolish; team up with my little brother in a failed attempt to kill me; growl at me in annoyance in vague resemblence to a small dog; steal my conditioner; put up 'Wanted' posters; switch my nailpolish....right, right.

And I'll just feed you to my pet shark. Glad we're seeing eye-to-eye here.

[konohamaru_kun]

Grkkk....Say THAT again?! Just wait 'til I'm older I'm not like a dog. And I don't want your dumb polish. Ewwwww, why touch something so female...ish?

[uchiha_itachi]

Ne, little gaki, how do you reconcile that with your favorite snuggling spot with Tsudy-baba? Things don't get more 'female...ish" than that...

[konohamaru_kun]

O.O; I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE SNUGGLING SPOT!

[uchiha_itachi]

Riiight...and your head just finds its way to middle of her bosom by magic...

[konohamaru_kun]

It...was an accident..

You are what you eat.

[hoshigaki]

To clarify, I'm not like some kind of walking garbage disposal. Besides, I have a feeling this kid would give me indigestion.

Re: You are what you eat.

[uchiha_itachi]

To remind you, you clearly stated:

"And in regards to the "pet chuunin" issue, I can't make any promises if that brat with the scarf and goggles shows up to annoy me again. He's been asking for it."

When I asked you to cease keeping and eating your pet Konohanin. Really, you might end up catching some of their idiocy if you don't stop....