You'd think he'd be happy she's not getting an abortion.

[uberreiniger]

Former Arkansas governor/Conservative commentator/Potential Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee believes Natalie Portman may be setting a bad example by being pregnant out of wedlock.

Fortunately, Natalie is more than capable of defending herself. Here are her NSFW thoughts on being a role model and all the kids looking up to her.

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[dungeonwriter]

She's married under Jewish law. Having sexual relations with the intent to marry counts.

[uberreiniger]

I doubt he knows or cares.

[dungeonwriter]

Too true.

[uberreiniger]

I got the notification yesterday and replied in kind. Today I got the comment that you were going to send it and that I should call you, so that's why I haven't called you yet :) It's like we've slipped out of the time-space continuum!

Huckabee's Dan Quayle mouth is writing checks that his Bob Dole ass can't cash. I really think he just attacked the wrong person. This is not Brittany Spears or Lindsay Lohan, falling drunk out of a limo, flashing her naked cooch for the camera. Portman is a highly respected, well-educated, politically and socially active woman at the apex of her career and popularity. There's no way for him to come out of this without looking like a jerk.

[uberreiniger]

Then I have done my part today for political activism :)

[para_xylene]

We can't win.

Unless Natalie Portman is on our side.

I just made this one up :)

[uberreiniger]

Chuck Norris will not fight Natalie Portman. He does not hit girls. Natalie says "I do!" and knocks Chuck Norris out.

Re: I just made this one up :)

[para_xylene]

I would gladly donate an ovary to see that!

Re: I just made this one up :)

[uberreiniger]

And I totally won't do anything creepy like make a clone from your ovarian tissue. Totally!

[ravenbrenna]

I have deep seeded love for Natalie Portman. She makes me squee so hard it's not even funny.