You'd think he'd be happy she's not getting an abortion.

[uberreiniger]

Former Arkansas governor/Conservative commentator/Potential Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee believes Natalie Portman may be setting a bad example by being pregnant out of wedlock.

Fortunately, Natalie is more than capable of defending herself. Here are her NSFW thoughts on being a role model and all the kids looking up to her.

Click to view

Comments

[para_xylene]

We can't win.

Unless Natalie Portman is on our side.

I just made this one up :)

[uberreiniger]

Chuck Norris will not fight Natalie Portman. He does not hit girls. Natalie says "I do!" and knocks Chuck Norris out.

Re: I just made this one up :)

[para_xylene]

I would gladly donate an ovary to see that!

Re: I just made this one up :)

[uberreiniger]

And I totally won't do anything creepy like make a clone from your ovarian tissue. Totally!

Re: I just made this one up :)

[para_xylene]

I hold you at your word, sir!

Re: I just made this one up :)

[uberreiniger]

However, if I manage to use its hormones to produce some incredibly addictive new designer drug with a ludicrously high street value I will, of course, give you a share of the profits.

"You want some stuff, man? I got some stuff. Prime stuff from Down Under, and in more ways than one!"

Re: I just made this one up :)

[para_xylene]

:< Mah baby-makin' apparatus...! Youz makin' a proffet off mah baby-maker..!

OMG, I need coffee. T_T Oh, I have today off. I should go to Spivey's!

Re: I just made this one up :)

[uberreiniger]

I have the day off too! Yay for day's off! I promise not to follow you to Spivey's though. And if I do, then the styrofoam cooler I'm carrying and the latex gloves I'm wearing are for, ah... a barbecue! Yes, that's it, I'm on my way to a barbecue!

Re: I just made this one up :)

[para_xylene]

I had sort of wondered. (laugh) As for the cooler, I thought you were just getting beer for a float trip... in this... nice... weather... we're having. (shriek!) *runs away* (poof of dust and bobby pins)