The New Cast of Characters in My Life, Part One

[uberdionysus]

Main Characters in My Life:

SLASHER MOVIE VERSION
Go HERE for the Zombie Movie version, which is Part 2

Comments

[uberdionysus]

All my friends kinda agree that I'm the first to go, so who knows how I'd do if I made it past the first cut.

Your online personality is definitely "smart-ass." But the smart-ass usually makes it to the middle of the film.

The only people who die first is me, the hot babe, and the obviously tough jock.

[pugofwar]

You are fucking brilliant.

This is a terrific and clever idea.

I love it, I love it, I love it and I'm jealous.

[uberdionysus]

Someone could do an LJ version!

I think I'd still die first. And I think you'd make it 'til the end. (I've never seen a lovable pug in a slasher film, but I imagine the rule is that they always live.)

[stremph]

This is freakin' awesome.

In such a world, I'd be the Jewish kid whose mom forbade him from following his gentile friends to the haunted house/ancient Indian burial ground/abandoned creepy amusement park because if your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, who you jump with them?

[uberdionysus]

In a slasher film, you're already there. That's the fatal flaw and the Original Sin: the characters die because they were too stupid to avoid that First Mistake. That's why you die: because you ignored your mom's rules and good sense.

too hip to live

[olamina]

bravo! this is fun!

i am curious where bookish benjamin would turn up. he seems like he might be able to make it to the middle at least... but i guess a little too unique to make it to the end probably.

i agree that andrea and arianne are the most likely. and isn't andrea strong like linda hamilton- styleee?

[uberdionysus]

Benjamin is in the zombie version, which I haven't finished. Zombie movies are harder because the rules are arbitrary. In a slasher film, Benjamin wouldn't make it 'til the end, but he also wouldn't be the first to die.

And yeah, Andrea has muscles.

I'm not sure how long you would live.

[olamina]

In the slasher flick I'd die of fright or soem misstep caused by being a fraidy cat, I would never even see the slasher. I'd probably drive my car off a bridge or electrocute myself in a basement or something, way before the true slashing even begins. Plus I'm black so I'm a goner.

I'm actually not afraid of zombie movies so I've seen lots more of them than slasher or other gorey horror flicks. I definitely think a lot more of us could make it to the end a zombie film. You'd probably still die first though.

[uberdionysus]

Yeah, for the same reasons as why I die in a slasher film.

I'd be the asshole thet sacrifices a fren to stay alive for like, three more acts.

[myglock_yrface]

This is a neat idea! You should do natural disaster/killer animal/supernatural as well.

Me too, if I wasn't the one who dies first.

[uberdionysus]

A disaster film would be fun.

The zombie film is kinda hard. EVERYONE dies in zombie films and there's nothing that keeps people alive except for strong mind / strong body / weapons / luck.