1 package of daytime cold medicine $7.91
1 package of nighttime cold medicine $7.91
1 bag of cough drops $1.39
2 boxes of lotion facial tissue $3

Watching the check-out clerk trying not to touch anything I've touched or breath anywhere near me ... Fucking hilarious.

Why not put chocolate silk over your cereal?

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Today was a wasted day ( Read more... )

Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

My friend 'Responsible Driving' and my current Best-Friend-Ever 'Vicodin' - just don't seem to get along.

Which makes me sad because my evil nemesis 'Cramps-From-Hell' has decided to show up. I could really use my BFE right now.

And the Award Goes To...

Understatement of the year, "Sunchokes might cause some gas when ingested."

MIGHT? SOME? Let's be honest, it will and lots!

( Apparently water is very important for normal muscle function )

Of all the things I've thrown up in my life - cereal has to be the easiest.

Needless to say, that since I've been busy regurgitating breakfast, I haven't made it to the garden today.

Why I Don't Wear Make-up ( Read more... )

Which is Worse?
Being seriously depressed and not knowing it, or knowing that you're spiraling out of control - unable to stop and not really caring?