1st Flight

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

I hate to be a curve, but I certainly don't remember having children. Or getting married. I'm no gumshoe, but I'm pretty sure nothing in these photos ever happened. Even if I am quite the looker in all of them. Mr. Daley? Is this some sort of joke? Do you have the tablet somewhere around here? Guess I have to stretch my wings...after looking around

Comments

[kol_shevik]

Why does every new child think Mayfield is joke still? Is not funny at all.

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

I'm no child, twit. I've just never landed in a place like this before.

[kol_shevik]

Ну! You look like child to me. You have never been to America's house before?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

Of course I've been to the White House before. I'm Lady Lindy!

[spiritualburger]

Gumshoe? You know Detective Gumshoe?

.... And uh. What d'you mean by wings? Can you fly or something?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

A gumshoe is a detective, ma'am.

Of course not; I use my Lockheed Vega 5b.

[spiritualburger]

Huh, I didn't know all his relatives were detectives. Then again, I don't know anything about Detective Gumshoe's relatives.

.... A what?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

No, a gumshoe is a detective. Do you seriously know someone named Gumshoe? That's absolute murder!

My plane. The best one.

[eupathetic]

A woman this time, huh.

There's no wings -- or whatever you're talking about, in this house.

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

You!

You're my son!

According to the pictures, at least.

[eupathetic]

Only in this town, by name.

You probably already know that everyone in this house isn't actually related by blood.

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

I certainly hope not. If I actually gave birth, I'd want to remember it.