1st Flight

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

I hate to be a curve, but I certainly don't remember having children. Or getting married. I'm no gumshoe, but I'm pretty sure nothing in these photos ever happened. Even if I am quite the looker in all of them. Mr. Daley? Is this some sort of joke? Do you have the tablet somewhere around here? Guess I have to stretch my wings...after looking around

Comments

[rainbowbrush]

Wings? You mean like an airship?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

Of course like an airship, if by airship, you mean airplane.

[rainbowbrush]

Never heard of an airplane before.

Anyway, you're stuck here, just like the rest of us.

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

Stuck here? I certainly don't feel jimmyjacked. This is such a nice place.

[bustydefense]

Most of us don't remember getting married. Or having children.

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that seems like the kind of deal most people remember.

[bustydefense]

You would think. You don't remember it because it didn't happen in your world... but in this place, it did.

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

I must sound like a broken radio, but...I don't remember having birth, and I certainly don't feel like I've had children.

[fallen_cupid]

You're missing your wings, too?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

My Lockheed Vega 5b. Best plane there is.

[fallen_cupid]

Oh, you were talking about a plane?

Th-That's cool, too! I've always wanted to ride in a plane!

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

Why settle for riding when you can be flying?

[doktorhomicide]

My, you are as American as "apple pie," as a kamerad of mine vould say. Velcome to Mayfield, fräulein. It is our own little slice of Hell.

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

Now, why would you go and say something like that? I'm as American as they come, but I don't like the sound of what you're trying to say.

[doktorhomicide]

My apologies, Frau. I do not meet many Americans besides zuh three crazy ones I am familiar vith. Alzhough, you ah stuck here in zhis place like zuh rest of us. I suggest you get comfortable.

Are you a pilot?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

We do tend to get a bit crazy from time to time, but never enough to end up going to to hotsquat.

I'm the best pilot there is! Amelia Earhart at your service.

[kaitopants]

... curve? Gumshoe?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

Is there a problem?

[kaitopants]

What does that even mean?

[u_r_jimmyjacked]

I get it; you're not into the hippest lingo. A curve is a downer, and a gumshoe is a detective. Got it?