I feel like whatever animal that is on Lion King that solemnly says "It starts". I think it was Timon, but I'm not positive ( Read more... )

*My knee hurts like a mother! I don't know how you people out there with cronic knee pain do it. It's almost bad enough to warrent a visit to the dr office. Actually, if I had the money for the co-pay, I would go today.  I've been dealing with it for over a month now. :(

*I'm mildly dyslexic. My mom's dog is actually named J.D. (Just Dog) not DJ as ( Read more... )

My mom is special.  Like, window-licking fart-sniffing special.  She has random moments of lucidity, but then she generally wakes up and inflicts her actions and/or thoughts on those innocent unsuspecting people around her.  Granted, I and my family are neither innocent nor unsuspecting, yet we are still inflicted...and honestly, by this point in ( Read more... )

( Dear Susan, )

Little blue birdie = twitter (at least in my mind) Yeah, I saw a shiney bandwagon and had to jump on...much like I did with myspace and facebook.  Anyhow, I really like that I can twit from my phone, because other than my phone, I have NO webernets at home ( Read more... )

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I hate despise abhor loath detest really don't care for my current cell phone.  I like my provider just fine, but the phone is a complete POS and now that I've had it two years, it's time to go.  Since my income tax return is slightly higher than anticipated and my current phones contract expires tomorrow, I have decided I can justify the purchase ( Read more... )

Now that I'm out at my mom's place, with no internet (thus no WoW *cries*) I have unsuprisingly enough found myself with a LOT more free time on my hands.  So, do I fill this time with something constructive? Of course not*! I spend it daydreaming about bitch-slapping my mother. My most frequent daydream is about our new house.  You know, that one ( Read more... )

I just got to work (yes I'm late...but it's basically on time for me) and I can't get my coffee cup open.  You know, one of those 16 oz tumblers from Starbucks? Yeah, the lid won't screw off.  Eh, maybe I'm just tired...or you know, lack of COFFEE is making me grumpy, bitchy  weak.  Nope, the only guy in the office today can't get it to budge ( Read more... )

I love ShopKo's eyecare department.  I bought my snazzy new glasses back in February and they were super helpful, nice and reasonably priced.  Granted, it did take just under 2 weeks to get my glasses in.  Anyhow, my lovely Gunner puppy (he's getting SOOOO big) has reached his chewy stage.  We won't talk about how many shoes he's ruined...and it's ( Read more... )