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tzar_kirov

Всё ещё не никогда не как читать меня

May 08, 2006 22:28

I was measured today at the gym. I thought the results would be a lot worse than they are. I don’t remember how large my biceps are, nor how wide my chest nor stomach are… but the rest I remember ( Read more... )

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kehlen May 8 2006, 09:29:23 UTC

You're tall, taller then my dad. Given your photograph I thought you were shorter :)

tzar_kirov May 8 2006, 21:19:51 UTC

Hehe, yeah. I'll take a full body shot of myself soon, so you will be able to see how i look, thus how tall i am. I'll have to use a prop to show my relative dimentions. I might use my cello...

kehlen May 9 2006, 10:58:50 UTC

Yeah, please do! Yet I think your cello will be unnecessary ;)

tzar_kirov May 11 2006, 19:34:54 UTC

If i were to take photos of myself, how would you like them? Shirtless? Lol

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anfguy8877 May 8 2006, 13:29:58 UTC

I really wish I could understand Irish Gaelic. Might be fun. I love how I'm in Chinese IV in school but I can't even begin to grasp any of that. It's like scribbles to me.

Yeah, I guess coffee houses are where all the gay guys are at. And I figured that allll on my own.

Wow. You live so far away. There's oceans in between us. So I have a plan. And it just may work.

Well, if you start swimming, I'll meet you somewhere in between and we'll make love on top of a dolphin.

I'm excited.

*groans* Nap time. We had this huge cookout bit with some people from school today. It was greeeaaat! I made all this food. And wow, the burgers and hot dogs didn't turn out that bad considering it was my first time grilling shit. We got sooooo wet cuz we had these water gun things. Wow. It was a great fucking time.

I love my friends.

And now, I love you too.

So, like I said, nap time.

tzar_kirov May 8 2006, 21:18:40 UTC

Irish Gaelic is a bit of a bitch to learn really. Most of it is expressions, rather that a single verb or so. It also contains three main cases, to English's two. It's not easy at all to learn, but it does sound nice. I shall translate two things for you, both connotatively and literally ( ... )

no_romana_no May 9 2006, 04:12:51 UTC

That sounds so cute about the reciept... When he gave you the recipt you should have whispered in his ear "It's true you know, i am jesus" and then walk away shaking your "thang" as us blacks call it.

tzar_kirov May 11 2006, 19:21:59 UTC

HAHAHAHA! I so should've...

anfguy8877 May 9 2006, 04:44:39 UTC

It's 6:22 AM at my home in the States. The sun's already commencing to blare pretty strong. I'm wearing a white "white-beat" and white briefs.

It's going to be a great day. I can already feel it.

So yesterday I was playing volleyball with some friends and the volleyball court was the sand kind, and wow, I'm still finding sand in the strangest of places. I woke up and my bed was covered in sand and I was like "wtf...?" I have no idea how that happened.

Maybe I still had some in my hair...

So your name's Jesus? Is it pronounced "hay-soos", like the Spanish prounce it, or "Jesus", like the biblical derivation? And where do you live? Because your info says Australia, but it sounds like you live in the UK.

Oh well. Time for this guy to head off to school. Got a long day ahead of me.

And I hope you have a pretty good day, hun. *muah* There. A kiss for you, loser. Um...yeah. SCHOOL!

tzar_kirov May 11 2006, 19:31:23 UTC

Hahaha! Sand gets like that. It's the same when i go to the beach. Even after i have a shower, sand still appears out of nowhere. When i was merely a wee lad, i used to somehow get a fair bit of sand in my socks, and relatively little in my shoes. Therefore... following in Greek tradition, i concluded that sand was actually made from peoples' feet, that the millions of people who have come and passed on this Earth had made this sand for us to delight in. However, i would much like to play volleyball again, as i played it for about six years, then stopped about a year or so ago ( ... )