Comments | tzar_kirov: Sabotage to my weight-loss plan

tzar_kirov

Sabotage to my weight-loss plan

Apr 18, 2006 22:34

So i have my diet all worked out thank god. I was following it well yesterday, and lost a safe amount of weight, which was awesome... but then what happens? I am given the rest of the chocolate Easter eggs. It's better to eat them in just one sitting, but now i feel sick. I'm going to the gym tomorrow and Easter is well untruly over, so everything ( Read more... )

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myst_fatale April 18 2006, 08:15:35 UTC

*tears of mirth* may I possibly steal this with full credit to you? It's just a bit too funny...

tzar_kirov April 18 2006, 08:21:30 UTC

Haha! You most certainly may... as long as i get the credits. OH the credits that i demand to receive!

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tzar_kirov April 18 2006, 10:19:29 UTC

My sweetness, you are too kind.

It occured to me at university that i lack an arse, for a friend of mine commented on its lack of existance, and as i was to turn around... alas... there indeed was nothing there where i had hoped there to be something.

My weight-loss intention, for clarification purposes, is not really to lose weigh... ironically enough. It's more to tone-up, to increase in form and definition, and lost the cellulite that clings itself to my body.

When i'm done, which shouldn't be long... with luck i shall be one very sexy potato fancying Irish tosser, actually making money modelling as opposed to just being involved in an agency, clinging onto the hope that maybe one day, i'll be walking up and down a catwalk in Europe.

It shites me greatly dat oi can't be devouring me taters on me diet!

sweet_lil_puppy April 18 2006, 10:41:05 UTC

I am sooo stealin this from you :)
MUAH Kev

tzar_kirov April 19 2006, 02:14:52 UTC

Sure thing m'sweet. Just don't forget to give me credit ;)

sweet_lil_puppy April 19 2006, 04:37:51 UTC

Right on. :)

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tzar_kirov April 21 2006, 20:09:32 UTC

Even though i very much pleasure myself in you shoving things up your anus, i would prefer my name on whatever is going into your anus. It makes my fantasy seem more real.

no_romana_no April 19 2006, 06:28:36 UTC

Well in all fairness...i've seen that before.. it's not an entirely new ad... but it is hilarious... and...Eat potatoes David?

tzar_kirov April 21 2006, 20:13:40 UTC

No, it's not at all. I remember taking this from an email sent to me a few years back, however it just felt right to post it on my journal.

The potatoes do indeed tempt me, and i have been thinking of some glorious potato-filled dishes to create, i would rather lose the weight now and eat this kind of dish after i have hit my goal. I can enjoy my food more if i am not constantly thinking how derrogitary it is towards my goals.

no_romana_no April 21 2006, 22:11:12 UTC

But once you have reached your goal weight won't you be constantly worrying about maintaining it?

no_romana_no April 22 2006, 12:00:38 UTC

Who said anything about a goal weight?

I don't actually have a goal 'weight'. It's how my body looks. When my body is to my standards, then i'm going to monitor my diet, and i shan't feel too bad if i have a day or what not when i eat what i like.