Sabotage to my weight-loss plan

[tzar_kirov]

So i have my diet all worked out thank god. I was following it well yesterday, and lost a safe amount of weight, which was awesome... but then what happens? I am given the rest of the chocolate Easter eggs. It's better to eat them in just one sitting, but now i feel sick. I'm going to the gym tomorrow and Easter is well untruly over, so everything should be alright... though i am drinking tomorrow night.

By the way, i found this randomly in my file. I thought it contained humerous value...