The Pirates of Penzance Abridged for Modern Audiences Act I

[tytaniaherself]

Pirates has closed after a successful run of performances to nearly full capacity. In honor of the event, I bring you Pirates of Penzance Act I- abridged for modern audiences

Act I

Pirates: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate song you don't know!

Pirate King: Congrats Frederic, you're now a full-fledged pirate!

Frederic: Cool! By the way, I quit and I'm going to

Comments

[lalirica]

Haha, sounds about right :)

[divamelisande]

LOVE.

[madamevoilanska]

I love this. And I love the real Pirates. Brava!

[suntop]

I love this!!!

[tenorvox]

*gurgle*
*whimper*

Even if I had not had 5 scotches tonight, I'd still cackle insanely.

You are TOO good, woman.
Stop that.
(No, not really. Carry on!)

=X>D=