New Years Resolution

[tyrven]

In 2005 I vow to stop cutting up random people.

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[tyrven]

Oh, yeah, and I also want to become a self-righteous ideological zealot.

[missabissabee]

good call champ....the neck->down icon has always been my favourite....just so you know.

[tyrven]

Yes, well, girls tend to prefer me neck->down.

[xkissikx]

you are such a slut!! you advertise that females prefer your body over your mind and lovely smile. you should think better of yourself, you are not an object. you have a wonderful mind.

wait, maybe tease is a better word. you state this preference to draw the ladies in, but when it comes down to it you don't put out. so then they are forced to realize what your mind has to offer and begin stroking your ego. i see the game you play. you ARE a slut, manipulative at that!!

[pittyrose]

i vow to eat less pork.

[tyrven]

Hmm. Maybe in that vain I should vow to eat less babies.

[tyrven]

Actually scratch that. They're so damned tasty!

[pittyrose]

i don't know if i have much of an opinion on baby-eating. it's kindof under the same file folder as digging holes. i've been known to enjoy digging holes, but, in the end, what is the meaning of life?

[djnancygirl]

Can I have your knives?

[tyrven]

If last night is any indication of my commitment to follow through with my New Years Resolutions, then I think I'll end up still having a use for them.

[rrhexis]

...or give up that superiority complex ;). Ha!

[tyrven]

That will never happen. God put me here to inherit his Kingdom and while it is with great reluctance that I accept this charter I also respect the wish and commandment of My Lord Jehova.

[rrhexis]

...been practicing that line have ya?

[tyrven]

That and about a hundred others. When my words are immortalized into the final installment of The Good Book for all eternity, it's best to make sure they are well rehearsed. No one wants to open their New World Order Bible to Jeremy 13:12 and read "Yeah, well, uh, look... god just likes me better and this is the way it is". It just doesn't inspire confidence, which is what my divinely appointed leadership role demands.

[jessiesquash]

Yes don't give up the babies. Imagine how many animals we'd save if people only knew the tastiness of a good grilled baby. I can't wait for the commercials!

Baby, it's what's for dinner. and Baby, the other white meat.

YUM!

[tyrven]

This igves me an idea for my new business plan...

[jessiesquash]

Oh yeah? Do tell!