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tyrven

New Years Resolution

Dec 31, 2004 17:06

In 2005 I vow to stop cutting up random people.

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rrhexis January 1 2005, 07:17:15 UTC

...or give up that superiority complex ;). Ha!

tyrven January 1 2005, 14:16:00 UTC

That will never happen. God put me here to inherit his Kingdom and while it is with great reluctance that I accept this charter I also respect the wish and commandment of My Lord Jehova.

rrhexis January 1 2005, 14:50:22 UTC

...been practicing that line have ya?

tyrven January 1 2005, 14:53:17 UTC

That and about a hundred others. When my words are immortalized into the final installment of The Good Book for all eternity, it's best to make sure they are well rehearsed. No one wants to open their New World Order Bible to Jeremy 13:12 and read "Yeah, well, uh, look... god just likes me better and this is the way it is". It just doesn't inspire confidence, which is what my divinely appointed leadership role demands.

rrhexis January 1 2005, 16:05:34 UTC

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