HELLO, MY PRETTIES

[danyellalot]

So, there's this website that creates drabbles Mad Libs style. I'm sure most of you know of it. I thought it'd be amusing if we all filled some out using characters that're in Erro.

Here's one I did:

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[katesmannequin]

Barney and Riza
by William Shakespeare

Enter Barney

Riza appears above at a window

Barney:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the banana, and Riza is the koala bear. (She won't be pleased to hear that.)
Arise, problematic koala bear, and drink the fantastic cup of coffee.
See, how she leans her leg upon her back! (Ow.)
O, that I were a glove upon that back,
That I might touch that leg!

Riza:
O Barney, Barney! wherefore art thou Barney?
What's in a name? That which we call a tongue
By any other name would smell as burning
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a moth to a flame" (Roy reference FTW)
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove confused.

Barney:
Lady, by yonder fantastic cup of coffee I swear
That tips in the cafe the politically correct harlot-- (POLITICALLY CORRECT HARLOT!)

Riza:O, swear not by the cup of coffee, the fierce cup of coffee

[danyellalot]

Sweet, awkward night! A thousand times awkward night!

Every night here is awkward.

[katesmannequin]

Especially for UlquiWHOREa and Bella.

[danyellalot]

Naah, the nights they spend together are full of nothing but love and...love.

[katesmannequin]

And then they thrusted each other all night long.

SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG, YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG~

[danyellalot]

I LIKE THAT SEBASTIAN PULLED OUT HIS TRUSTY MIRROR.

[katesmannequin]

But of course!

[katesmannequin]

Like a boss, Ed smirked his bowl of spaghetti. He had been busy with the bowl of spaghetti for hours and now wanted nothing more than a ridiculous cuddle or a cuddly massage from his lover Envy

[danyellalot]

Ed clutched his sparkly intestine sweetly.

WHAT. OW.

[katesmannequin]

Yeah, I know!

[ruumba]

Like a Disney princess, he pressed his earlobe into Envy's book.

THAT HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF EUPHEMISM.

[danyellalot]

Lovely Love

Bella finished packing. Ever since Aido, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Bella had been anxious.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing tripped her, all was tasty. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in front of a car to become a soft dress.

Just then, there was an amazing knock at the door. Bella opened it and stood there happily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her neck.

When Bella came to, Aido was holding her big toe and looking sweet. "My love," Aido said dangerously, "I'm sorry for the innocent shock. I've been shipwrecked on a dry island for the last ten years, living like a virgin touched for the very first time. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my disco stick in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Bella could hardly believe her Aido had returned. "I will always love you, disco stick or no disco stick. Besides, you can cover it up with a sunglasses."

They embraced slowly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was dazzling.

[katesmannequin]

Bella can no longer take a ride on his disco stick. Sad panda. :(

So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in front of a car to become a soft dress.

Well. Doesn't that sound... nice. :|

NOT FAIR, STARTING WITHOUT ME

[ruumba]

Perverse Love

[danyellalot]

"I will always love you, neck or no neck. Besides, you can cover it up with an armordick."

I DON'T THINK THAT'D BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUBSTITUTE FOR A NECK.

[ruumba]

OH YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWERS OF ARMORDICKS.

[danyellalot]

SO DO YOU HAVE ONE OR HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED WITH ONE?