HELLO, MY PRETTIES
So, there's this website that creates drabbles Mad Libs style. I'm sure most of you know of it. I thought it'd be amusing if we all filled some out using characters that're in Erro.
Here's one I did:
To Nastily Thrust
Ciel and Sebastian were celebrating a rough Valentine's Day together. Ciel had cooked an unclean dinner and they ate in a tub by candlelight.
"My darling," Sebastian said, stroking Ciel's finger, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ciel. "It is but a harlotlicious token of my eager love."
Ciel opened the box. Inside was a featherless featherduster! He gazed at it greedily. Then he gazed at Sebastian greedily. "It's bitter," Ciel said. "Come here and let me thrust you."
Just then, a sexy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like an extremist hermaphrodite that purifies the sinners.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a hot voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Sebastian read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other huskily as the crone cackled some more. Ciel's cakehole began to tremble. Then Sebastian shrugged, pulled out a mirror, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Ciel said and kissed Sebastian harlotily. "This is a wet Valentine's Day!"
They lovingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they thrusted each other all night long.
the "featherless featherduster" thing...that worked surprisingly well.
Now gogogogo~!
Here's one I did:
To Nastily Thrust
Ciel and Sebastian were celebrating a rough Valentine's Day together. Ciel had cooked an unclean dinner and they ate in a tub by candlelight.
"My darling," Sebastian said, stroking Ciel's finger, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ciel. "It is but a harlotlicious token of my eager love."
Ciel opened the box. Inside was a featherless featherduster! He gazed at it greedily. Then he gazed at Sebastian greedily. "It's bitter," Ciel said. "Come here and let me thrust you."
Just then, a sexy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like an extremist hermaphrodite that purifies the sinners.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a hot voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Sebastian read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other huskily as the crone cackled some more. Ciel's cakehole began to tremble. Then Sebastian shrugged, pulled out a mirror, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Ciel said and kissed Sebastian harlotily. "This is a wet Valentine's Day!"
They lovingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they thrusted each other all night long.
the "featherless featherduster" thing...that worked surprisingly well.
Now gogogogo~!