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[tykilicious]

A babysitter is desperately needed for hire.

Preferably one that can stand the sight of blood, and quite likes playing excessive rounds of Russian Roulette, as well as bloody Tea Parties with deformed looking carcasses.

Comments

[skybound_love]

I'm almost afraid to offer my services, yet at the same time Johnny's curiosity is piqued.

[tykilicious]

You have no idea.

[skybound_love]

Are those things as bad as they sound? How many people would I be looking out for?

[tykilicious]

Oh my family is quite special.

Only three, realistically speaking. However, theoretically? Perhaps equivelent to four hundred and sixty five premature crocodiles.

[betterassister]

A...babysitter?

[tykilicious]

Indeed. Up for the application?

[betterassister]

I'm afraid I've sort of got my hands full.

[kodac_moment]

What the hell kind of kid do you have? A small dragon?

[tykilicious]

Correction, dear sir, not my children, but family indeed.

Three of them.

[kodac_moment]

Not sure if could handle three kids by myself, but whoever you got, I'm sure I could lend a hand where it's needed.

[loyal_credo]

It sounds like you have a child from the depths of hell on your hands.

[tykilicious]

Close to it.

[loyal_credo]

Some how I feel you're not joking.

[foresight2020]

Are you certain you need a babysitter and not a doctor of some sort?

[tykilicious]

Perhaps a dragon tamer.