I need someone to be my Valentine...stat!

Any takers?

.crazy ass weekend

.drinkin` and partyin`

.not knowing someone drove 200 miles in one tonight just to take me to a party in Tomball

.late nights

.FREE mexican food

.dirty text messages nonstop

.Slackers TOMORROW, bitches

June 26 is . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day

What the fuck is that? National Pudding Day...oh wait not just pudding, but chocolate pudding. Just proves that my life gets lameR by the minute.
Is "lamer" a word?

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Went out last night with Jake to Skarnales ( Read more... )

SURE! If this were only true....boooo

I want to murder him!

Roller Derby is fuckin` awesome!!! We had are first game last night here in Stink-A-Dena. My team won, of course...I`m sore as fuck and tired too ( Read more... )

Thanks to Maddy and Wndy ... I am officially a SpaceCity Rollergirl!!! YEA! I`m going to my first practice tomorrow night. All I need now is a badass name. C`mon you guys think of a nickname for me. I am not good at this stuff. Suggestions please.

My son walked outside this morn and decided to yell at the top of his lungs..."Wake up you FOOLS! It`s snowing in TEXAS!"

Crazy kid.

Okay so thanks to Drew I was able to laugh my ass off! Dirty rotten fuckin` bastard got what he deserved! (Allen that is...we all remember that DOUCHE!)
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