top ten football crushes...

Jul 28, 2007 12:36

I was tagged by digdigil.

1. List your Top Ten football crushes. (ONLY TEN? ARGH! EVIL! *cries*)
2. State current Club and Country, also say why you lust them. (Sorry, don't have the time, so I let the pics speak for themselves. But I'll mention their ages, too, so you can see how much of a perv I actually am. *sigh*)
3. Supply pictures of said players.
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.football, player: gago, player: meira, player: ottl, lj: meme, player: ramos, player: jansen, player: lahm, player: sosa, player: torres m., player: van buyten, player: demichelis

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theellibu July 28 2007, 11:11:10 UTC
I have to admit that I have a very soft spot for Andreas Ottl. The eyes. Mmh.

And Daniel van Buyten has one the most adorable accents of all time. When he translated what Franck Ribery said in the post-match interview against Stuttgart.. meep. So lovely.

Okay, enough squeeing over Bayern players *cough* ;)

Speaking of accents though, same goes for Fernando Meira. Lovely.

Hands. I have a hands fetish too. Heh.

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 18:40:22 UTC
There is fic of Andi Ottl using his eyes on Michael Rensing, and I can totally relate. Oh yes. I mean, who are you trying to seduce looking like that, Andi?

I am SO ENVIOUS you got to see the post-match interviews! Sat.1 didn't show them, and my flat is entirely unsuitable for Premiere of any sorts (no proper cable access and no access to the South, either). *wails* But I'm sure Dani was a good translator. :D But yes, he has an adorable accent! I find it fascinating how he can sound as if he's German for a while, and then, he uses a rather unconventional word or his pronounciation is a little off and we're reminded that he's not really from Germany and has just incredible talent at learning languages. I mean, how many does he speak? Four? That's amazing.

Okay, enough squeeing over Bayern players *cough* ;)
You really don't have to restrain yourself. *snickers* Especially not in my LJ. :D

Fernando Meira has an awesome accent!!!! I've only heard him talk once, but it was enough to make me swoon. Mmh.

Hand fetishes rule! :D

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bergusia July 28 2007, 12:50:04 UTC
I agree with you on most all of them. Although I have to say that Andreas, Marcell (I hate the second "l" in his name... *sighs*) and Philipp are too cute for me to actually lust after them. But, then again Ottl's "corrupt me" look - Hello!!

If I'm allowed to speak boldly: I'd do Meira anyday. Seriously. And I'm not going to start about Miguel, Sergio or Gago - just one thing: The first picture you posted of Gago - I love it. He SO looks like Bambi. Bambi who's really dirty inside, of course. XDXD And that picture of Demichelis and P. Degen - WTF? This is hilarious.

Great spam, love. And great choices.

I did this too - if you haven't seen it, you can check it out here. And yes, I'm still sad that I forgot to include Gonzalo Higuaín. XD

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 18:45:11 UTC
I think we've already talked about this matter - if I had to refuse every player I find cute, I couldn't shag Gago and Demichelis, either, and that would be a mistake. :D

There is fic about Andi Ottl using his eyes on Michael Rensing, and yes. His eyes are begging for corruption. I just couldn't refuse.

Meira is incredibly hot. I mean, of course, I have a thing for long-haired defenders in general, but there's nothing about Fernando Meira that's standard. His accent is damn sexy, he's a very emotional, strong player, and he has a body to die for.

He SO looks like Bambi. Bambi who's really dirty inside, of course. XDXD
I think you just rewrote the whole story of Disney's Bambi. XDDDDD

And that picture of Demichelis and P. Degen - WTF?Oh yes! It was published in a magazine with the caption "Sucht Degen den Degen von Demichelis?" and I nearly died from laughter. XDDD ( ... )

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bergusia July 28 2007, 19:31:48 UTC
Oh my fucking God, the FIC! Ngggaah... *drools* Thanks for the link, sweetie. Seriously. Maybe I should do a fresh list or boys/men with "corrupt me" eyes... *wonders*

Hehe about Gago and Demichelis. ;D I just can't imagine shagging someone who I find so incredibly cute that I want to pinch his cheeks for hours. And believe me, I don't want to pinch Gago's cheeks. Well, at least not those cheeks.

Agreed on Meira. 100%! When they celebrated their title I was like "Take your fucking shirt off,dude!" all the time. And the tattoo... *wants to lick it* That being very emotional thing is really sexy. It totally warms me on the inside when he's screaming at someone or something. RAWR!

I think you just rewrote the whole story of Disney's Bambi. XDDDDD *dies of laughter* I'm a genius, sí? XDXD

"Sucht Degen den Degen von Demichelis?" NO WORDS! *chuckles ( ... )

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 20:00:06 UTC
Maybe I should do a fresh list or boys/men with "corrupt me" eyes...
I'd totally support this idea! :D

Well, at least not those cheeks.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you perv!! :D (But hey, wouldn't we all want to pinch that?)
I still feel a bit like a pedo for finding Philipp Lahm hot, but since I've seen Saviola, it's not really that bad anymore. Phil is 23 and looks like he's 12. Saviola is 26 and looks like he's 12. There's a difference. ;)

When they celebrated their title I was like "Take your fucking shirt off,dude!" all the time.
It is a completely justified demand, yes. :D

Did you see those pics from the World Cup when he and Sebastian Kehl went all butch on each other? GUH. So much sexy subtext. I still need to write fic about that.


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manuanya July 28 2007, 14:20:21 UTC
i finally found the time to upload the whole pics I did at our little trip, in full quality (2560x1920), so, in case you're intersted:

- part 1 (300 MB)
- part 2 (30 MB)

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 18:46:29 UTC
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Of course I'm interested! Thank you so much! *downloads greedily* :D Your pics are most awesome, and I can't wait to look at them!

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aletta July 28 2007, 18:23:50 UTC
You're so not hepling my problem crush...

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 18:45:57 UTC
Maybe I don't really want to help? ;) Because hey, I totally support people having a crush on Daniel van Awesome! He gets far too little love from the fandom! :)

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aletta July 28 2007, 18:49:12 UTC
Yeah well I'm totally jumping on the ship cause yeah...

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 19:19:55 UTC
*points to icon* :D

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lhuneldaiel July 28 2007, 20:59:13 UTC
Isn't it hard to make a choice? LOL so many men, blablabla.

Great list, lov'!
That pic of Marcell Jansen being held by that guy like that... oy.

Oh, my Madrid boys &hearts Sergio is perfection!

*smoooooch*

sorry, my comment is short. I'm exhausted :/

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 21:10:07 UTC
It was totally hard for me! And I regret not having mentioned about a dozen of players. *sigh* But all in all, I'm quite satisfied with my list. :) So I'm glad you approve! :D

That pic of Marcell Jansen being held by that guy like that... oy.
Indeed! It's all the more awesome because that other guy is Christian Ziege, who was a very famous player 10 years ago. :D I actually saw that guy play. Which is - a bit disconcerting, a bit frightening and a bit awesome. :)

Sergio is perfection!
I guess "perfection" is what describes him best, yes. Mmmmh.

No worries at all, love. Go to sleep! *tucks you in and pets you and sings a very dissonant lullaby* Ahem. XD *smoooooooooch*

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