top ten football crushes...

Jul 28, 2007 12:36

I was tagged by digdigil.

1. List your Top Ten football crushes. (ONLY TEN? ARGH! EVIL! *cries*)
2. State current Club and Country, also say why you lust them. (Sorry, don't have the time, so I let the pics speak for themselves. But I'll mention their ages, too, so you can see how much of a perv I actually am. *sigh*)
3. Supply pictures of said players.
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.football, player: gago, player: meira, player: ottl, lj: meme, player: ramos, player: jansen, player: lahm, player: sosa, player: torres m., player: van buyten, player: demichelis

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 18:45:11 UTC
I think we've already talked about this matter - if I had to refuse every player I find cute, I couldn't shag Gago and Demichelis, either, and that would be a mistake. :D

There is fic about Andi Ottl using his eyes on Michael Rensing, and yes. His eyes are begging for corruption. I just couldn't refuse.

Meira is incredibly hot. I mean, of course, I have a thing for long-haired defenders in general, but there's nothing about Fernando Meira that's standard. His accent is damn sexy, he's a very emotional, strong player, and he has a body to die for.

He SO looks like Bambi. Bambi who's really dirty inside, of course. XDXD
I think you just rewrote the whole story of Disney's Bambi. XDDDDD

And that picture of Demichelis and P. Degen - WTF?
Oh yes! It was published in a magazine with the caption "Sucht Degen den Degen von Demichelis?" and I nearly died from laughter. XDDD

Thank you! I'm still a bit pissed off about having to reject SO MANY AWESOME PLAYERS (like Becks, Higuaín, Timo Hildebrand, Daniel Agger, Michael Rensing, Xabi Alonso, Steven Gerrard and all the many others), but I think I could come with a good selection to speak for the rest. :)

Will look at it as soon as possible! Thanks for the link! :D

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bergusia July 28 2007, 19:31:48 UTC
Oh my fucking God, the FIC! Ngggaah... *drools* Thanks for the link, sweetie. Seriously. Maybe I should do a fresh list or boys/men with "corrupt me" eyes... *wonders*

Hehe about Gago and Demichelis. ;D I just can't imagine shagging someone who I find so incredibly cute that I want to pinch his cheeks for hours. And believe me, I don't want to pinch Gago's cheeks. Well, at least not those cheeks.

Agreed on Meira. 100%! When they celebrated their title I was like "Take your fucking shirt off,dude!" all the time. And the tattoo... *wants to lick it* That being very emotional thing is really sexy. It totally warms me on the inside when he's screaming at someone or something. RAWR!

I think you just rewrote the whole story of Disney's Bambi. XDDDDD *dies of laughter* I'm a genius, sí? XDXD

"Sucht Degen den Degen von Demichelis?" NO WORDS! *chuckles*

You definitely did come up with a fabulous selection. If someone said to me "List your Top 50 football crushes" - I'd still complain about not being able to include everyone who deserves to be listed. ;D

You do that. Oh, and you need to check that picture I posted somewhere where we talked about Pipita. Because I really embarassed myself there. You're gonna love it, I'm sure. ;D

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txorakeriak July 28 2007, 20:00:06 UTC
Maybe I should do a fresh list or boys/men with "corrupt me" eyes...
I'd totally support this idea! :D

Well, at least not those cheeks.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you perv!! :D (But hey, wouldn't we all want to pinch that?)
I still feel a bit like a pedo for finding Philipp Lahm hot, but since I've seen Saviola, it's not really that bad anymore. Phil is 23 and looks like he's 12. Saviola is 26 and looks like he's 12. There's a difference. ;)

When they celebrated their title I was like "Take your fucking shirt off,dude!" all the time.
It is a completely justified demand, yes. :D

Did you see those pics from the World Cup when he and Sebastian Kehl went all butch on each other? GUH. So much sexy subtext. I still need to write fic about that.







*spams* Ahem.

I'm a genius, sí? XDXD
Es magnífico. :D

If someone said to me "List your Top 50 football crushes" - I'd still complain about not being able to include everyone who deserves to be listed. ;D
Same here, oh yes. :D I'm such a slut. ;)

I saw that post! I just never had the time to comment. But I'll go look for it now. And then I'll embarrass myself, too, because that pic was RAWR. :D

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bergusia July 28 2007, 22:13:50 UTC
*giggles at Philipp and Saviola* Huge, HUGE difference! LOL I think iz's all about finding Philipp (and Saviola, btw) so incredibly tiny... Although they are both older than me it awakens some kind of mother-complex in me... *hides*

Those pictures - RAWR!Fernando - actually remind me that I really wanted to re-watch this match. Really really badly. ;D Plus, you can spam me anytime, especially with Fernando. *nods*

Let's both be sluts then. ;D

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txorakeriak July 29 2007, 10:13:35 UTC
Although they are both older than me it awakens some kind of mother-complex in me... *hides*
XDDDDDDDDD For some reason, this sentence amuses me VASTLY. :D
Imagine yourself at the psychiatrist, telling him you have a mother-complex about Phil and Saviola.
Doc: "Uhm... you do realize that they're both older than you?"
You: "Duh!"
Doc: "And you do realize that you could never be their mother?"
You: *frown* "What's that got to do with anything?"
Doc: *sigh* "I rest my case."

XDDDDD

Unfortunately, the scene isn't in the match - at least not the version I taped. I rewatched the whole match because I wanted to know what caused this scene (for fic), but I couldn't find it. :(

Hee! Sluts! I like it! XD

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bergusia July 29 2007, 10:48:39 UTC
Doc: "Uhm... you do realize that they're both older than you?"
You: "Duh!"
Doc: "And you do realize that you could never be their mother?"
You: *frown* "What's that got to do with anything?"
Doc: *sigh* "I rest my case."

OMFG, this is so hilarious!! *guffaw* I have to post it later at my LJ. *smooches*

I was wondering if it might be included in the DVDs I got. I bought those DVDs "Stars", "Große Momente" etc. and the DVD box of all the Germany matches. And while watching the match against Argentina (No, I'm not getting into this... *restrains herself*) I realized that they cut some scenes in a different way from the live broadcast. Maybe I have a chance to find something there... And fic?? YES PLEASE!! ;D

Sluts! I like it! Me, too. Totally. XDXD

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txorakeriak July 29 2007, 19:25:10 UTC
Ooooh! I wanted to buy that DVD box, too, but it was so expensive at the beginning and I have the matches against Argentina and Portugal anyway... But I think that if they're a bit cheaper now, I might have to look for them. :) I really hope the scene is on the DVDs! If you find it, you must tell me what happened! Then I can maybe write that damn fic. :D

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bergusia July 29 2007, 19:49:55 UTC
I will take a look at them tonight. *crosses fingers* The thought of watching Meira before I go to sleep makes me go all warm and fuzzy inside. *shakes head* ;D

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